TheScarf Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Surely 'pre-drinking' is, by definition, before you start drinking? I'm 'pre-drinking' right now, at work. Prior to getting blind drunk on Friday night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Iplayer is your friend My slow buffering friend, who doesn't do motd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 IT departments. Twats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 My slow buffering friend, who doesn't do motd. I'm sir you can download it into the iplayer without the need to stream it directly from the site 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Turns out it was half 12. Just as well I didn't show up late, my boss was waiting there to boot my balls because of my recent attitude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Toothache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Surely they're calling you tonight because of rules about minimum notice required, no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 OTT online security. I bought something online and was awaiting an email from the company with their bank details to send the funds (unusual but legit). Recently got a new phone and went to set up the email app. It asks me for a secondary email account to send a security code to. I only have one other ancient Yahoo account which I haven't used for years, but try that. Log into old Yahoo account to get the security code for the Microsoft account. It has been xxx time since your last login. Please enter a mobile phone number to receive a security code. Receive text and use code to log into Microsoft email account. Read email and get bank details. Go to make transaction and am informed that I have a £300 daily limit on online banking transactions. Since when? I've transferred more than that many times. Oh wait - I can request a security token to increase my daily allowance. Request token. Your security token will be despatched by post and will be with you within 5 working days. FFS. Email company I bought the items from and explain, end up paying in 2 instalments 24hrs apart, no problem. 3 days later security token arrives. Enter code, daily allowance increased from £300 to £15,000 What a complete and utter faffing nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Insomnia. Can't sleep a full night at the minute. Seem to fall asleep early, then sleep soundly for about 3 hours and then only sleep lightly and intermittently from then on. Even came into work early this morning just because I was bored of staring at the ceiling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Insomnia. Can't sleep a full night at the minute. Seem to fall asleep early, then sleep soundly for about 3 hours and then only sleep lightly and intermittently from then on. Even came into work early this morning just because I was bored of staring at the ceiling. ^^^ not bored enough to actually do some work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Dry mouthed radio newsreaders. Take a drink of water you clatty c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 ^^^ not bored enough to actually do some work. I'll never be that bored. NEVER. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I'll never be that bored. NEVER. ^^^ Employee of the month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Masses of blindingly stupid questions from students the day before a report is due.I've clearly been too nice thus far...need to be more of a bad b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 My sister getting an extra weeks holiday for 10yrs in the NHS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 My sister getting an extra weeks holiday for 10yrs in the NHS.Are you annoyed because it's your sister or because it's the NHS? lots of places I've worked, private and public sector, will give this reward for long service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Are you annoyed because it's your sister or because it's the NHS? lots of places I've worked, private and public sector, will give this reward for long service. I got 2 extra days for a decade service 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Are you annoyed because it's your sister or because it's the NHS? lots of places I've worked, private and public sector, will give this reward for long service. A bit of both. I think a week is taking the piss a bit. Especially being rewarded for her loyalty when they were her only real option for a well paid career and she already has generous annual leave entitlement imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Just seen my first Christmas ad on television. November the fucking 4th. We're in the USA, which means we have a major holiday coming up in 3 weeks and THEN another month until Christmas. Sigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Just seen my first Christmas ad on television. November the fucking 4th. We're in the USA, which means we have a major holiday coming up in 3 weeks and THEN another month until Christmas. Sigh. I give thanks that we don't have christmas adverts yet ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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