Shotgun Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Could you shite on one side and simultaneously pish over the other? Are you talking about the boat or his leg? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 It's 7foot wide! I'm impressed. Mine isn't even 7 inches long. Or are you talking about the boat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The upstairs one. The sleeping quarters is on the 2nd floor hence they're both upstairs Miley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Oh dear boy you have a lot to learn about narrowboats. Nearly as much as en suites it would appear.... Well it's basically a skinny long bedsit with a cubbyhole for a toilet. A peasant's ensuite with a propeller. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Well it's basically a skinny long bedsit with a cubbyhole for a toilet. A peasant's ensuite with a propeller. It has a wet room actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 It has a wet room actually. You should remember to close the hatches. Was the second storey a joke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 It has a wet room actually. You want to get that sorted before the fucker sinks then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 You should remember to close the hatches. Was the second storey a joke? I have a house mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I have a house mate. And how do they feel about the toilet situation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 You want to get that sorted before the fucker sinks then. Fixing the wood burning stove is a more pressing matter mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 And how do they feel about the toilet situation? It's a wet room meight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Fixing the wood burning stove is a more pressing matter mate Don't you have an iron? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 And how do they feel about the toilet situation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Fixing the wood burning stove is a more pressing matter mate So its a steamship? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 My bathroom was a wet room on Saturday night. So is your underpants..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 So its a steamship? 2.5l diesel engine mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Get on OK with that cleaner I put you onto? Sshhhhhh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I have a house mate. And how do they feel about the toilet situation? sjc's brain stuck in neutral 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 it's not really cold enough to kill off the elderly yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 it's not really cold enough to kill off the elderly yet My local surgery was packed full of them the other day. A Spring referendum might be a good idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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