Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 The shite music and the singer that's just had his adenoids removed getting played at Parkhead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 I'll see your coupons and raise you a checkout goblin who bunches a receipt containing an advert, a £5 off voucher you'll throw in the bin anyway, a website address, etc. totalling a quarter-till-roll, then in one swift move tries to dump your change on the top of this huge mound of paper - and looks at you like it's your fault when the inevitable happens and the whole lot skites right off the glossy paper mound and falls behind their counter as some ned in the queue behind shouts "scramble!" I let some old c**t in lidl to go in front of me this morning as she only had a Sunday Post in her hand. Thirty seconds later her husband rocks up with a basket and they take ages to pay and insist on lacking their bags at the till. She even had a stuff under her middle class poncho thingy. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 People that spell and pronounce the word "wardrobe" as "wardrope" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Both teams wearing the same colour of shorts in a football match. None of the three elements of a football kit (shirt, shorts and socks) should clash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Bloody man flu two and a half weeks nooooow cough cough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 My folks came over for dinner last night, and my old man brought me a couple of bottles of beer. I had one of them (Stella, 330ml) when watching MotD last night. All today I've had what can best be described as a mild hangover. One bottle of beer! It's only in the past hour I've been feeling normal. I am such a lightweight these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 My folks came over for dinner last night, and my old man brought me a couple of bottles of beer. I had one of them (Stella, 330ml) when watching MotD last night. All today I've had what can best be described as a mild hangover. One bottle of beer! It's only in the past hour I've been feeling normal. I am such a lightweight these days This is age. This is why I so rarely drink now. If it were me, I'd still be feeling slightly off tomorrow as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 This is age. This is why I so rarely drink now. If it were me, I'd still be feeling slightly off tomorrow as well. I've found having 3 or 4 leaves me better off the next day than just 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 I've found having 3 or 4 leaves me better off the next day than just 1. Do you also drive better when you're drunk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Do you also drive better when you're drunk? Never tried. Would you recommend it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 I let some old c**t in lidl to go in front of me this morning as she only had a Sunday Post in her hand. Thirty seconds later her husband rocks up with a basket and they take ages to pay and insist on lacking their bags at the till. She even had a stuff under her middle class poncho thingy. c***s. No good deed goes unpunished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Never tried. Would you recommend it? You'd be amazed at the alarming amount of times I've heard someone say this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Anyone else wondering wtf Clarkson & May are doing with their "hilarious" Peugoet sketch on top gear tonight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Anyone else wondering wtf Clarkson & May are doing with their "hilarious" Peugoet sketch on top gear tonight? It's hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 It's hilarious Am guessing you're being sarcastic... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Am guessing you're being sarcastic... Thought it was brilliant, the roundabout but was quality 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 My folks came over for dinner last night, and my old man brought me a couple of bottles of beer. I had one of them (Stella, 330ml) when watching MotD last night. All today I've had what can best be described as a mild hangover. One bottle of beer! It's only in the past hour I've been feeling normal. I am such a lightweight these days I actually think it's the Stella. I used to be fond of a big nite out or two, with occasional hangovers, but the worst hangover I ever had was the day after 3 cans of Stella. I had never drank it before. Death would have been a blessing. There's something in it; it's evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Thought it was brilliant, the roundabout but was quality Seriously?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Seriously?! Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 I actually think it's the Stella. I used to be fond of a big nite out or two, with occasional hangovers, but the worst hangover I ever had was the day after 3 cans of Stella. I had never drank it before. Death would have been a blessing. There's something in it; it's evil. The stuff is evil. I've drank it twice in my life and both times I've had the most unbearable pounding headaches the next day. Never again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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