1320Lichtie Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 (edited) When yer half ill. Not unwell enough to stay off work but well enough to be at work, feel absolutely shite half the day and canna even justify going home. Edited February 26, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 When yer half ill. Not unwell enough to stay off work but well enough to be at work, feel absolutely shite half the day and canna even justify going home.don't ask 8MileBU if you can leave early FFS... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 (edited) I've got about 2500 words to write across 2 reports for tomorrow. Suppose I should get cracking. Edited February 26, 2015 by die hard doonhamer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Complaining about having to write 2500 words? Sakes, man, I can write that on P&B on my lunch break! Some folk on here type that many words in a single post! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 BBC now saying "migration" instead of "immigration". I just thought a quarter of a million people had just left the country. Not that bothered about who's coming and going, but it pisses me off when the language gets more vague rather than clearer because of some PC agenda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Complaining about having to write 2500 words? Sakes, man, I can write that on P&B on my lunch break! Some folk on here type that many words in a single post!I could easily write that about football. Less so about "non-traditional manufacturing methods". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I could easily write that about football. Less so about "non-traditional manufacturing methods".They ain't what they used to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 (edited) I'm pretty sure I made a 3000+ word analysis of the players in The Mighty Ducks once. I'm sure you'll manage. Edited February 26, 2015 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I answered the door last night to find a family of Jehovahs Witnesses. The mother and father went straight into telling me they were keen on Jesus. I could only look sympathetically at their poor daughter who was obviously being dragged along so that the mother and father wouldnt have the door shut on them. She looked like she wanted to be watching Peppa Pig rather than following these arseholes about. Tantamount to child abuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Following on from my lack of hair product the other day, I've now got too much in today. A slight error in my rush to get out the door this morning and I feel it looks shite. Gutted. It's hard trying to keep up this look! Oh yeah and I've got a sore knee. So that sucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 The Royal Mail and their fucking annoying Spring price increases that force me to alter my spreadsheet yet again No idea what this year's increases are like yet, but the disingenuous press releases do my tits in too. A year or two back, they trumpeted that prices were only going up by a couple of pennies for letters, but the cost of sending an average-sized parcel to the European Union went up by 50%. Bunch of shitehawks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I'm running out of bits of lung to hack up. ^^^ Mozza's new bed. Aberdeen to wear black armbands at Celtic Park on Sunday; happy ending not guaranteed. His wife's also arranged a ceremony for Monday night where we can all pay our respects. Happy endings are extra. Bring your own towel. Goodnight sweet Prince xxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I answered the door last night to find a family of Jehovahs Witnesses. The mother and father went straight into telling me they were keen on Jesus. I could only look sympathetically at their poor daughter who was obviously being dragged along so that the mother and father wouldnt have the door shut on them. She looked like she wanted to be watching Peppa Pig rather than following these arseholes about. Tantamount to child abuse. ^^^ Extracts from Bobby's statement to the police. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Some snooty bitch has just put the phone down on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Some snooty bitch has just put the phone down on me. Was she not prepared to tell you what she was wearing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I did tell him I was wearing your wife's drawers but he didn't believe me. Probably because I'm wearing them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Some selfish person crashed on the M8 at the airport yesterday and they had to block 2 lanes off. It took me ages to get home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Was she not prepared to tell you what she was wearing? Hopefully she's wearing underpants with spikes on the inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 This ‘what colour is the dress’ shite. Whilst morons are arguing about that, the real questions of ‘why the f**k do you care?’ and ‘why the f**k is this being so widely debated’ go unanswered. Plus it’s clearly gold and white. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) This ‘what colour is the dress’ shite. Whilst morons are arguing about that, the real questions of ‘why the f**k do you care?’ and ‘why the f**k is this being so widely debated’ go unanswered. Plus it’s clearly gold and white. Yeah, I'm the same. You'd never catch me bumping an ancient thread for it. Eta: Really slow news day with this being reported every 10 mins or so. If it's not that that then it's llamas running around, just needing Will Ferrell's voice to make the whole channel on par with San Diego's Channel 4 from Anchorman. Edited February 27, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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