sjc Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 For the last 2 days, anytime i eat anything I have the shits about ten minutes later. The weird thing is, I've never had a sore stomach or felt sick. Getting any sympathy from your facebook friends Philpy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Seagulls. What's fcuking point of the cnuts?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Me and my dad make the mistake of sitting in the car with the windows open eating a fish supper after an away game against Arbroath. The seagulls that appeared were absolutely massive, and I'm convinced they were seconds from figuring out they could fly in the windows before we just chucked them the rest of the chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Its cos of cnuts like you's seagulls are a plague upon many of our towns and cities. You and RandomDad need to have a f**king word... We've not done it since, but felt it was necessary to feed them at that time to save ourselves from a horrific death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Sky rats. Vile creatures. Seen one commit suicide once by flying head on into a pier. Was probably listening to Boredomguy's post match analysis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Was probably listening to Boredomguy's post match analysis. Ive never spoken to a seagull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Ive never spoken to a seagull.have you shouted at a tit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Me and my dad make the mistake of sitting in the car with the windows open eating a fish supper after an away game against Arbroath. The seagulls that appeared were absolutely massive, and I'm convinced they were seconds from figuring out they could fly in the windows before we just chucked them the rest of the chips. They really are a b*****d aren't they.... Every single time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Lassie added me on snapchat Monday night, had about 20 photos of her Bairn since 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Lassie added me on snapchat Monday night, had about 20 photos of her Bairn since tmcgeexx No thanks necessary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 tmcgeexx No thanks necessary. I used to have a few of these Destinyeastwest/sedgyfergo/minniemcgee and some other chubby bird who constantly updated her story shoving all sorts up her pud. I'll give this one an add and see what like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 ^^^ bank balance the square root of feck all. Radical! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Chick Young. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 "Only six minutes into Stuart Mccalls reign and Rangers are looking much sharper already" f**k off you baldy wee p***k. Not quite so sharp now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 BBC Alba not having an English commentary option on the red button. S4C do it for the Welsh Premier League and there's a damned sight more Welsh speakers than Gaelic. And S4C's coverage is much more extensive anyway, and at reasonable times of day. Tha thu 'nad fhaighean, BBC Alba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Fake tan looks shite 100% of the time, no exceptions. Also I'm not bothered about there not being English commentary on Alba...it would probably be full of vacuous OF shite anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 BBC Alba not having an English commentary option on the red button. S4C do it for the Welsh Premier League and there's a damned sight more Welsh speakers than Gaelic. And S4C's coverage is much more extensive anyway, and at reasonable times of day. Tha thu 'nad fhaighean, BBC Alba. Noney. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 That 'Clem' felly that does the FL show. Fucking minter of a boy. Absolute c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 That 'Clem' felly that does the FL show. Fucking minter of a boy. Absolute c**t. What channel is this condom programme on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 BBC Alba not having an English commentary option on the red button. S4C do it for the Welsh Premier League and there's a damned sight more Welsh speakers than Gaelic. And S4C's coverage is much more extensive anyway, and at reasonable times of day. Tha thu 'nad fhaighean, BBC Alba.They always have an English commentary option for the Edinburgh and Glasgow rugby games. So don't understand why they don't do the same for the football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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