Miguel Sanchez Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 So my original opinion was correct. An attention seeker.^^^ is still raging he wasn't first to think of throwing on a dress and a wig to win Eurovision type post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Don't show him Ru Paul he'll have a seethe induced heart attack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 ^^^ is still raging he wasn't first to think of throwing on a dress and a wig to win Eurovision type post I thought of it first but Eurovision rejected me for some reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 ^^^ is still raging he wasn't first to think of throwing on a dress and a wig to win Eurovision type post TBF neither was Conchita. He's just Dana International without the effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Lorry drivers overtaking other lorries on motorways. They always seem to do it at stretches where the motorway goes up an incline, meaning the manoeuvre takes about ten minutes to complete. This. Buses also apply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 This. Buses also apply.folk who are happily driving along at 58-60 mph on motorways until I'm passing them in my bus, on my speed limiter at 62mph, and decide to start speeding up, jamming me in the outside lane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Bird in Subway put jalapenos on the half of the sandwich poking out the bag so I ate it, fully contented and looking forward to the final instalment only to find that she'd taken the liberty of replacing the jalapenos with olives in the concluding half. I've made my disdain for olives known to her before so I'm not sure if we have a relationship of intense hatred or whether this is going to blossom into one of toasted, foot-long passion. Mmm. Bear in mind that she's going to have the exact mental image of what a footlong looks like. No amount of "no, really, love" will cut the mustard. And a 6" too, for that matter. Not that I'm suggesting anything, you understand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 My girlfriend and I walked the Lairig Ghru, the u shaped valley which links Aviemore and the West Cairngorms with Braemar and the East Cairngorms. We drove in separate cars to Aviemore, dropped her car off at what would be the end of the walk then she got in my car and we drove to Braemar. We left my car at Braemar then walked 6 hrs to Corrour bothy where we camped. We then walked 8 hrs the next day to Aviemore. When we arrived it turned out she'd left her car keys in my glove box and we had to pay £120 for a taxi back to Braemar. If she didn't have great tits and a high sex drive I'd chuck her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 My girlfriend and I walked the Lairig Ghru, the u shaped valley which links Aviemore and the West Cairngorms with Braemar and the East Cairngorms. We drove in separate cars to Aviemore, dropped her car off at what would be the end of the walk then she got in my car and we drove to Braemar. We left my car at Braemar then walked 6 hrs to Corrour bothy where we camped. We then walked 8 hrs the next day to Aviemore. When we arrived it turned out she'd left her car keys in my glove box and we had to pay £120 for a taxi back to Braemar. If she didn't have great tits and a high sex drive I'd chuck her You know the drill... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Agonising stomach cramps Still ongoing. Started 3am Saturday and shows no sign of stopping. Considering sipuku. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Doritos that are curly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) Lorry drivers overtaking other lorries on motorways. They always seem to do it at stretches where the motorway goes up an incline, meaning the manoeuvre takes about ten minutes to complete.This. Exactly this a couple of hours ago on the M74. c***s.Also, I've never paid £25 for a packet of facial wipes in my entire life. What complete bollocks. Edited May 24, 2015 by Mrs M 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Dodds Dads Dead Dog Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Batwing on a hot summers day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 At what point did she realise this? When we reached her car at Aviemore and she raked through her bag. Both suicide and homicide crossed my mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 This happened to my car this morning. Great start to the week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 This happened to my car this morning. Great start to the week. Take it to the garage at 4:57pm. P&B will explode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 People that call circles roundabouts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 On a course in Aberdeen today, and the trainer asked where everyone was from. After telling him I was from Dumfries, he then replied 'ah down in the borders' Utter morons with no grasp of simple geography, deserve to be flayed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 This happened to my car this morning. Great start to the week. Happened on my old car Cost me feck all, £30 or so 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 On a course in Aberdeen today, and the trainer asked where everyone was from. After telling him I was from Dumfries, he then replied 'ah down in the borders' Utter morons with no grasp of simple geography, deserve to be flayed. Dumfries is in Scotland? Well I never. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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