Gaz FFC Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 people that call it Dunfries ???????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Right, fucking sponsored circles then. Happy now? No, not really, but you should ken better. One swallow doesn't make a summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 One swallow doesn't make a summer. It does if you're married. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 It doesn't happen if your married. ^^^ massage parlour VIP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 ^^^^massage parlour employee. ^^^^^infamously unwashed chode 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaleyJag157 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 people that don't understand that pineapples are actually melons with jackets on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 My girlfriend and I walked the Lairig Ghru, the u shaped valley which links Aviemore and the West Cairngorms with Braemar and the East Cairngorms. We drove in separate cars to Aviemore, dropped her car off at what would be the end of the walk then she got in my car and we drove to Braemar. We left my car at Braemar then walked 6 hrs to Corrour bothy where we camped. We then walked 8 hrs the next day to Aviemore. When we arrived it turned out she'd left her car keys in my glove box and we had to pay £120 for a taxi back to Braemar. If she didn't have great tits and a high sex drive I'd chuck her vital information 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Sponsored roundabouts. Just clocked that one on the Kingsway earlier on. Is nothing sacred? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Take it to the garage at 4:57pm. P&B will explode. Garage was shut today, bank holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 On a course in Aberdeen today, and the trainer asked where everyone was from. After telling him I was from Dumfries, he then replied 'ah down in the borders' Utter morons with no grasp of simple geography, deserve to be flayed. Fucking hell those must be some expensive shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 This morning, they were sticking a sign on the one at Camperdown, going into the cinema etc. As a roundabout, it's smaller than some of my recent shites, and I don't see anyone sponsoring them (although any donations are gratefully accepted). I'll bid 3 quid for you to stick a Dundee badge on your next one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Nightmares 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Smokers. Dirty, horrible habit. Our house is on an end terrace, and passers-by seem to think they can just throw fag ends into our front garden or chuck them on the grass at the side of the house. I'm sorry if i offend any smokers on here, but it's just unacceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Smokers. Dirty, horrible habit. Our house is on an end terrace, and passers-by seem to think they can just throw fag ends into our front garden or chuck them on the grass at the side of the house. I'm sorry if i offend any smokers on here, but it's just unacceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Double-posts taking up two of the five threads listed in the Recent Posts list, every other fucking morning... and always from the fucking Juniors subforum for some reason! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Having to shave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 My works car park. Can anyone actually park there car without taking up 2 spaces? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 My works car park. Can anyone actually park there car without taking up 2 spaces? Take pictures and post them on 'Parked Like A Knob' on Facebook, then bring it to their attention. If that doesn't stop them, do a shite on their bonnet and key their car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 When you're sitting at your desk trying to listen to music to get through the soul destroying spreadsheet work that seems to fill up each day and the guys behind you are talking to the horrible wee cleaner woman so loudly you can barely hear your music. Shut...the..f**k...up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Still ongoing. Started 3am Saturday and shows no sign of stopping. Considering sipuku. Now been admitted to hospital in Paisley. RIP Sweet Pete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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