MONKMAN Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Hello Sailor Travelling to your neck of the woods. If you happen to be in soi 6 pattaya any time in the next few weeks, be sure to say hi!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) Travelling to your neck of the woods. If you happen to be in soi 6 pattaya any time in the next few weeks, be sure to say hi!!! Wouldn't get me near Pattaya again, place is a shitehole, and what I've heard a bit of a ghost town at the moment. Apart from the foreigners who stay there not many people about now. Tourism has collapsed there. Edited June 27, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Travelling to your neck of the woods. If you happen to be in soi 6 pattaya any time in the next few weeks, be sure to say hi!!! Wouldn't get me near Pattaya again, place is a shitehole, and what I've heard a bit of a ghost town at the moment. Apart from the foreigners who stay there not many people about now. Tourism has collapsed there. Offft. Slippery is calling you a sub human jakeball, m8. You taking that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Everytime one of my work colleagues farts he says"oh speak up brown" and laughs.3-4 times a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Everytime one of my work colleagues farts he says"oh speak up brown" and laughs.3-4 times a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Everytime one of my work colleagues farts he says"oh speak up brown" and laughs.3-4 times a day. ^^this or the old "classic" - "more tea vicar?" or "quiet in the officer's ranks!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Also, folk applauding an aeroplane landing. C*nts to a man. And woman. I was once on a flight where not only did people start applauding the pilot on successfully completing his job, but they also started a whip round for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) C*nts to a man. And woman. I was once on a flight where not only did people start applauding the pilot on successfully completing his job, but they also started a whip round for him. 'kin hell.as if they're not earning enough!what was your reaction when the bunnet,tray,carrier bag got passed to you? Edited June 27, 2015 by fifergaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 'kin hell.as if they're not earning enough!what was your reaction when the bunnet,tray,carrier bag got passed to you? Probably the only time I have successfully pulled off "the Cornette" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Probably the only time I have successfully pulled off "the Cornette" Haha.brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 wanking chariot. I'm stealing that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 New next door neighbour is well clingy, keeps coming to the door and offering to go to the shops for us, or take the baby for us, or come shopping with us etc etc. This morning she showed up with a gift bag full of cold remedies and told us she was concerned about us being unwell as she could hear the baby crying. She's only lived there about a month, we don't even know her last name! She asked us the other day if we'd like to be guests at her graduation. All perfectly nice things that she's done, or offered to do, but a bit forward for my tastes. She also has a tendency to just dive right into the middle of a conversation from the second she sees you, it's like standing in front of a gatling gun. Keeps chapping the door about half nine at night as well, which is 30 minutes after we've put the wee man to bed and the dug goes mental when the door goes, so it wakes the baby, and then she'll say "oh I didn't want to wake the baby", but she's done it several times nonetheless. Getting on my bloody wick. I prefer my neighbours polite and distant rather than overly forward and aggressively hyper cheery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 New next door neighbour is well clingy, keeps coming to the door and offering to go to the shops for us, or take the baby for us, or come shopping with us etc etc. This morning she showed up with a gift bag full of cold remedies and told us she was concerned about us being unwell as she could hear the baby crying. She's only lived there about a month, we don't even know her last name! She asked us the other day if we'd like to be guests at her graduation. All perfectly nice things that she's done, or offered to do, but a bit forward for my tastes. She also has a tendency to just dive right into the middle of a conversation from the second she sees you, it's like standing in front of a gatling gun. Keeps chapping the door about half nine at night as well, which is 30 minutes after we've put the wee man to bed and the dug goes mental when the door goes, so it wakes the baby, and then she'll say "oh I didn't want to wake the baby", but she's done it several times nonetheless. Getting on my bloody wick. I prefer my neighbours polite and distant rather than overly forward and aggressively hyper cheery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Played in the end-of-year staff v pupils match at school yesterday. After a heroic, Maldini-esque performance (including an assist for our second goal in a 2-0 win) I am in utter, utter agony today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 New next door neighbour is well clingy, keeps coming to the door and offering to go to the shops for us, or take the baby for us, or come shopping with us etc etc. This morning she showed up with a gift bag full of cold remedies and told us she was concerned about us being unwell as she could hear the baby crying. She's only lived there about a month, we don't even know her last name! She asked us the other day if we'd like to be guests at her graduation. All perfectly nice things that she's done, or offered to do, but a bit forward for my tastes. She also has a tendency to just dive right into the middle of a conversation from the second she sees you, it's like standing in front of a gatling gun. Keeps chapping the door about half nine at night as well, which is 30 minutes after we've put the wee man to bed and the dug goes mental when the door goes, so it wakes the baby, and then she'll say "oh I didn't want to wake the baby", but she's done it several times nonetheless. Getting on my bloody wick. I prefer my neighbours polite and distant rather than overly forward and aggressively hyper cheery. Wid?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Wid?? Well, yeah, actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Armed forces day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Armed forces day Agreed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 The two brain dead bawbags who are presenting Glastonbury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Trying to watch the news on this Tunisian attack and my sister thinks it's the right time to tell me about her new nose piercing. Boot. Pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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