Hillonearth Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Vomiting cats. Specifically, the way they run about the house yowling to let everyone know they're about to barf, then refuse to do it on any paper towels you lay down in front of them. Oh, and they won't do it on floors with a smooth surface; always on the sodding carpet. Also, dugs that eat grass to make themselves vomit (for whatever reason), then wait until they get back into the house before they chuck. Tempted to go round all the animal beds and stick two fingers down my throat Yep - clearing up cat chunder is the main reason I don't touch tuna mayonnaise. The consistency, and let's be honest the smell are just too close for comfort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I was doing some DIY earlier and had an easy choice, hit the nail and miss the finger, hit the nail and miss the finger, hit the nail and miss the finger, hit the nail and miss the finger, hit the nail and miss the finger. b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 This love for wanting to stop and take photos of everything at any given event, not for your own enjoyment in a few years time, but simply to show off to the world on FB, Snapchat or f*****g Instagram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I was doing some DIY earlier and had an easy choice, hit the nail and miss the finger, hit the nail and miss the finger, hit the nail and miss the finger, hit the nail and miss the finger, hit the nail and miss the finger. b*****d. Tell you what, you hold the nail, and when you nod your head, I'll hit it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 The phrase 'I won't get that time back', usually applied when someone has watched a film they didn't enjoy. You don't get any time back, for anything, enjoyable or not. It's a silly phrase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 This love for wanting to stop and take photos of everything at any given event, not for your own enjoyment in a few years time, but simply to show off to the world on FB, Snapchat or f*****g Instagram. I was driving in Southampton today and I saw a young couple running for a bus, the male stopped to take his phone out, hold it up and I can only imagine take a Snapchat of him and his female friend running for the bus. They missed it which was hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Knocked over some of the herbs & spices when I was reaching for the salt tonight. I won't get that thyme back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Sage words, chief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Gran took me totally by surprise and swallowed. Won't be getting that cumin back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 This love for wanting to stop and take photos of everything at any given event, not for your own enjoyment in a few years time, but simply to show off to the world on FB, Snapchat or f*****g Instagram.Yeah this, hate it. Think I said the same after I'd run last year's City 2 Surf. Thousands of people running in a race and you've got idiots just stopping to take selfies. Twats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Marcel Marceau passed away eight years ago, that's a mime we wont be getting back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Folk that call Square Sausage 'Flat Sausage'........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 People, basically all girls, who feel the need to post a picture before everytime they go to the gym and then also whilst they are at the gym. All with about 20 hashtags such as #gym #fitness #girlswholift. Fucking arseholes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Folk that call Square Sausage 'Flat Sausage'........Fuckers probably think the earth is flat as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Currently listening to Radio 1 as they’re playing dance tunes all day, including some nice older ones. Usually I would steer well clear due to the cretins and the mostly awful tunes they play on repeat. Anyway, the tunes are good, but the presenter, Clara Amfo, is a monumental fucking cretin. It’s like she’s went to a special school for radio show presenters that train them how to be fucking abysmal arseholes with the worst type of clichéd, cheery but incredibly safe ‘banter’. She’s just atrocious. Hearing her appalling patter makes me want to commit genuinely awful crimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Currently listening to Radio 1 as they’re playing dance tunes all day, including some nice older ones. Usually I would steer well clear due to the cretins and the mostly awful tunes they play on repeat. Anyway, the tunes are good, but the presenter, Clara Amfo, is a monumental fucking cretin. It’s like she’s went to a special school for radio show presenters that train them how to be fucking abysmal arseholes with the worst type of clichéd, cheery but incredibly safe ‘banter’. She’s just atrocious. Hearing her appalling patter makes me want to commit genuinely awful crimes. What the f**k do you expect if you're listening to Radio 1? I was meant to be paid today, but someone can't seem to tell the difference between the numbers 6 and 8, thus my wage has seemingly went into someone else's bank account (I'm looking at you, Throbber!). Any chance I will see any of my wage, legal types? I imagine the onus will be on the agency I work for to claw the money back and then hopefully drop it in my account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Currently listening to Radio 1 as they’re playing dance tunes all day, including some nice older ones. Usually I would steer well clear due to the cretins and the mostly awful tunes they play on repeat. Anyway, the tunes are good, but the presenter, Clara Amfo, is a monumental fucking cretin. It’s like she’s went to a special school for radio show presenters that train them how to be fucking abysmal arseholes with the worst type of clichéd, cheery but incredibly safe ‘banter’. She’s just atrocious. Hearing her appalling patter makes me want to commit genuinely awful crimes. I second this. Heard her before. Fucking cretin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I'm never unwell, but for the last 2 days I've been gubbed. Just can't heat up at all. Last night I slept with a dressing gown on and a pair of joggies. Still freezing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 How many more times can BBC Radio 1 fit ibiza in a sentence? They must be going for a record of mentions in a hour or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 What the f**k do you expect if you're listening to Radio 1? I was meant to be paid today, but someone can't seem to tell the difference between the numbers 6 and 8, thus my wage has seemingly went into someone else's bank account (I'm looking at you, Throbber!). Any chance I will see any of my wage, legal types? I imagine the onus will be on the agency I work for to claw the money back and then hopefully drop it in my account. Surely the agency, whose responsibility it is to pay your wages, will have to do a second transfer immediately to your account paying your salary, and then try and claw back the original funds transferred in error from whomever they were sent to? If it's the case that they're saying you'll only be paid when they get their money back then I'd be straight round there with a milk bottle full of fuel, an old rag and a zippo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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