Pars fan Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Doing a 10 night teeth whitening thing from the dentist, had a mouthguard made last week and got it back today to start the process off. I have to keep it in overnight and it is already feeling a bit strange/annoying. I have had it in for 17 minutes so far. Going to be a long night! Change your toothpaste to this stuff and your teeth will always be gleaming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I can't even laugh at that because of my mouthguard thingy! Tbh I'm only doing this to try and make them look a wee bit better. Typical West of Scotland kid brought up on a diet of wham bars etc so trying to redeem my teeth now. Teeth are overrated. Apparently it used to be common practice to whip them all out as soon as any sign of decay became obvious and replace them with dentures, so much so that some lassies would get it done before their wedding day (no, not for that reason. Well, I don't think so, anyway). The reason given was that it was much cheaper to take them all out at once, rather than do them one at a time over a lifetime. My father had his out before he was 25. Went in due to a wee bit of toothache and the dentist said, "well, while you're here anyway..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I'm certain women got them whipped out before their wedding as they had to stay at home (for the kids) whilst the man earned the wedge and the woman wasn't being a crying faced bitch. They were simpler times, but the world moved on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I've posted this before but it still bugs the utter shit out of me - folk who empty their trolley onto the conveyor first at a self service check-out!! Why? Just pick it out the trolley, scan it and stick it in a fucking bag - there's absolutely no need to fill the fucking conveyor up first *angry face etc* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Radio was on in work, and Your Radio was actually broken, and the same few songs kept playing on a loop for hours. Loads of people kept on going to the managers' desk and asking for it to be changed, and we kept getting shite about how if they changed the station, they'd have to do it on other shifts. After a few hours of being told that this was a bit of an exceptional circumstance, they finally changed the station eight hours into a ten hour shift. For f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Radio was on in work, and Your Radio was actually broken, and the same few songs kept playing on a loop for hours. Loads of people kept on going to the managers' desk and asking for it to be changed, and we kept getting shite about how if they changed the station, they'd have to do it on other shifts. After a few hours of being told that this was a bit of an exceptional circumstance, they finally changed the station eight hours into a ten hour shift. For f**k sake. Used to work in a restaurant that played the same CD, of about 8 songs every day. Mind numbing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Used to work in a restaurant that played the same CD, of about 8 songs every day. Mind numbing. Sounds like CapitalFM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Used to work in a restaurant that played the same CD, of about 8 songs every day. Mind numbing. I worked in Halfords eves & weekends as a teen. The Christmas CD came out in about November and the same terrible ten songs were on constant rotation. Put me right off Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I worked in Halfords eves & weekends as a teen. The Christmas CD came out in about November and the same terrible ten songs were on constant rotation. Put me right off Christmas. Aye but Christmas is a whole thing to itself. You can't escape the same ~10 songs no matter where you go. All the radio stations have them on rotation, every shop, supermarket, cafe & bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Aye but Christmas is a whole thing to itself. You can't escape the same ~10 songs no matter where you go. All the radio stations have them on rotation, every shop, supermarket, cafe & bar. That figure probably includes the various versions of Do They Know It's Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Can't mind who it was on here that said it, but the best thing I've seen on the matter was along the lines of : "I save myself £7pm by going into a charity shop instead, flicking through a big box of DVDs and leaving empty handed". That was me a couple of years ago.I actually really like Netflix and Amazon Prime, but we watch a lot of catch-up TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 People who block the self scan areas in supermarkets with their trolleys. Use the fkin conveyor! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Just put a pair of scissors through my hand. Sitting in a+e in a wee bit of pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Should have went Rock instead of Paper, Matty. Neither of them would have got me time off work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Fair enough. Top tip for next time, I'll phone you when you're ironing. That's a woman's job, silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Just put a pair of scissors through my hand. Sitting in a+e in a wee bit of pain. Jesus Christ, man. I was kidding about the cuddlefest, but I'm willing to do it if it stops the madness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Public transport during rush hour on the way home from work is just the worst. You really do need to go to a happy place in your mind to stop yourself going on a murderous rampage. Or is that just me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Familiar gripe from me here, but the ridiculous and disproportionate coverage than women's football gets. Loads of items on BBC sport and they've even taken to saying stuff like "the first to score a hat trick for England at the Men's World Cup" Oh f**k right off with your ridiculous so called equality agenda you useless c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Public transport during rush hour on the way home from work is just the worst. You really do need to go to a happy place in your mind to stop yourself going on a murderous rampage. Or is that just me? No, but it's true of most things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Got a new laptop with a slightly different keyboard layout to the old one. This has resulted in me spending hours proofreading stuff as i hit the wrong keys. This post alone has taken nearly 3 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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