Swarley Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Obviously the Chinese wasn't enough for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Crap quality, cheap, repeated through the week daytime tv on at the weekend. I don't particularly care if you want to move to Australia or not or if that bowl with a crack in it is going to make you a fiver. I might on Monday but not today, no today I want you to fill that scheduling gap with The Longest Day or A Bridge Too Far. You know I could even stand to watch the Princess Bride one more time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 After all that, that's her finished:- ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1440878914.196852.jpg Your missus has a nice leg, you're punching, halfathumb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Actually - I'm quite surprised you have a girlfriend considering you wear absolute paedo shorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 What do Chinese takeaways fry their chips in? They're so different to chips from anywhere else. Bloody tasty, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Websites that insist on making you set up 'secret questions', then give you a list of questions that you must choose from (what's your mother's maiden name?) eBay have just started this shit, and they're not allowing me to dinghy it today. They don't seem to realise that this has the effect of making your account less secure to anyone who actually knows you. So now I have to make up some bullshit answers and try to somehow remember the damned things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Websites that insist on making you set up 'secret questions', then give you a list of questions that you must choose from (what's your mother's maiden name?) eBay have just started this shit, and they're not allowing me to dinghy it today. They don't seem to realise that this has the effect of making your account less secure to anyone who actually knows you. So now I have to make up some bullshit answers and try to somehow remember the damned things Don't worry, there is no danger of eBay stealing your money when they have your address, bank details and mother's maiden name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I can't stand Chinese-style chips for the life of me. I think they're absolutely disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I can't stand Chinese-style chips for the life of me. I think they're absolutely disgusting. Are you mentally ill? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I have to say I've had varying standards of chips from Chinese takeaways. From superb to absolute crap. Current local takeaway is fair to middling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Maybe every Chinese in the #westend is shite, but I find they're always really stale and cardboard-like. The first two or three when they're piping hot are fine but it's a race against time when the bag is opened to scoff as many as possible before they cool down that extra ºC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Don't worry, there is no danger of eBay stealing your money when they have your address, bank details and mother's maiden name. You could say the same about HMRC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Maybe every Chinese in the #westend is shite, but I find they're always really stale and cardboard-like. The first two or three when they're piping hot are fine but it's a race against time when the bag is opened to scoff as many as possible before they cool down that extra ºC. The Chinese takeaway that I go to, serves their chips like that. The first couple are roasting, then for some reason the temperature for the rest drop five degrees every two or so seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 We must be lucky for Chinese restaurants in Alloa. I can heartily recommend China Town or Joy Lee's Hong Kong if you're ever in the area. We've had a couple of good ones that shut down too, sadly. I remember having a Christmas lunch at the place on the corner of the High Street and Drysdale Street, which is now an Indian takeaway. The lads obviously had no idea what they were doing and just figured they had to do something Christmassy, which amounted to adding sprouts, shredded turkey and some cranberry at random. Nevertheless, one of the best Christmas meals I've ever had 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I have to say I've had varying standards of chips from Chinese takeaways. From superb to absolute crap. Current local takeaway is fair to middling.A bigger conundrum is why Chinese chips are good, but you seldom get good kebab shop chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 A bigger conundrum is why Chinese chips are good, but you seldom get good kebab shop chips.because Chinese potatoes are not Halal...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Salt n pepper chips from the Chinese are amazing. This. I only know of one Chinese in Dundee that do it, it's a shame the rest of their food is crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 People that get chips from the Chinese are for the watching. Salt n pepper chips from the Chinese are amazing. The prosecution rests your honour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Chips and garlic mayo is the way to go IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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