Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Legend, I don't fucking think so. The five-times Scottish motorbike champion was still subject to a 10-year driving disqualification imposed in 2009 when he was convicted of dangerous driving following the death of Senga Elder, 67, in Auchtermuchty. In 1980, passenger Jacqueline Crombie, 23, died after Mr Duffus lost control of his Jaguar and smashed into a farm wall. He was fined £2,500 and banned for three years for causing her death by reckless driving. In 1983, his motorbike hit the back of a car, killing Rebecca Knought, 61. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/motorsport-legend-to-appeal-conviction-for-riding-bike-at-knockhill-while-banned-1.897037 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 The way the Beeb sets out the football results/fixtures on their website. For some reason, the Scottish Premiership sits between the English Championship and League One, while our other divisions are listed below absolutely everything else happening in England, including the FA Cup Preliminary Round, which features a couple of hundred sides who play on public parks. How weird is that? Just list the Scottish results together after the English ones FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 That bloody Cowan, read out a tweet on off the ball and never gave me a name check. Not much to ask for is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Legend, I don't fucking think so. The five-times Scottish motorbike champion was still subject to a 10-year driving disqualification imposed in 2009 when he was convicted of dangerous driving following the death of Senga Elder, 67, in Auchtermuchty. In 1980, passenger Jacqueline Crombie, 23, died after Mr Duffus lost control of his Jaguar and smashed into a farm wall. He was fined £2,500 and banned for three years for causing her death by reckless driving. In 1983, his motorbike hit the back of a car, killing Rebecca Knought, 61. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/motorsport-legend-to-appeal-conviction-for-riding-bike-at-knockhill-while-banned-1.897037 The court heard Mr Duffus claim he rode the bike at “less than walking speed” through a crowd in the arena at last year’s British Superbike Championship meeting on June 29. Is that even possible? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Folk who think a seagull getting shot is animal cruelty! Why the f**k are you shooting gulls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Asked her what she wanted from the chinese. Her: "Beef blackbean sauce and fried rice" Me: "That it?" Her: "Oh and a can of Irn Bru" Me: "So that's it?" Her: "Aye, cheers" Me: "Beef blackbean sauce, fried rice and a can Irn Bru, thats definitely all you want?" Her: "Aye, cheers" Just back. Her: "Did you no get chips?" Me: *Goes into a fit of rage* I'd love to say I added in an extra time of asking her (above) for dramatic effect, but I really did ask 3 times. Fucking raging doesn't come close to how I felt!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Seriously seething! It's been a long day so maybe I'm a wee bit emotional 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Asked her what she wanted from the chinese. Her: "Beef blackbean sauce and fried rice" Me: "That it?" Her: "Oh and a can of Irn Bru" Me: "So that's it?" Her: "Aye, cheers" Me: "Beef blackbean sauce, fried rice and a can Irn Bru, thats definitely all you want?" Her: "Aye, cheers" Just back. Her: "Did you no get chips?" Me: *Goes into a fit of rage* I'd love to say I added in an extra time of asking her (above) for dramatic effect, but I really did ask 3 times. Fucking raging doesn't come close to how I felt!! Twat. Who doesn't get a bag of chips to be on the safe side? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 After all that, that's her finished:- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Twat. Who doesn't get a bag of chips to be on the safe side? The post above should answer your question 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Did you give the food to the dog?He already said that's who it was for... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 He already said that's who it was for... *Insert the wee black boy with the weird mouth gif* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Is that even possible? The man is a fucking multi manslaughrtering dangerous behind a steering wheel/handlebars c**t, how he even still breathes is a fucking mystery to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Maybe he's just unlucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Maybe he's just unlucky. Far from it Bobby, if the c**t jumped out of a window he'd fall upwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 The man is a fucking multi manslaughrtering dangerous behind a steering wheel/handlebars c**t, how he even still breathes is a fucking mystery to me. The old cnut shouldn't be allowed to drive a wheelchair outside his cell doors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Only the one scrap on the last train home and wasnt even 2 women that were at it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Obviously the Chinese wasn't enough for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Crap quality, cheap, repeated through the week daytime tv on at the weekend. I don't particularly care if you want to move to Australia or not or if that bowl with a crack in it is going to make you a fiver. I might on Monday but not today, no today I want you to fill that scheduling gap with The Longest Day or A Bridge Too Far. You know I could even stand to watch the Princess Bride one more time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 After all that, that's her finished:- ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1440878914.196852.jpg Your missus has a nice leg, you're punching, halfathumb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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