philpy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 The BBC. A shambles of an organisation. ^^^ Jimmy saville abuse victim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 The wife replaced the sugar with that half spoon crap. Just about got diabetes from my morning coffee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I've strained my leg because I was dancing like a madman at a ska gig last night.Between that and people you don't know dying, you're having quite a time of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Between that and people you don't know dying, you're having quite a time of it. He was pretty much dancing on her grave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Some dickheads from Drumchapel set about my nephew last night outside a pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Celtic Football Club. Cheek to call anyone diddies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Wild animals indoors, most notably pigeons and minkers in shopping centres. Know your place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 People who answer a mobile phone call with "hey you!" Die- just die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Some dickheads from Drumchapel set about my nephew last night outside a pub. You ok babes? xOxOx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 This isn't the first time you've made fun of or had a go at your wife on P&B. I suspect she was probably speaking to her legal representative. I'd suggest you pick one before she takes you for everything you have. In my defence, to give you an idea of how hard it can be living with her, she told me yesterday that during the week she sneezed and fell over. She should be grateful someone as amazing as me has taken her on B) How slow people are with the self serve machines at train stations. It's fucking simple. Pick station, pick ticket and then pay. My fucking god. People who use self serve machines at stations. It means less commission for certain folk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Only utter jakes drink in Drumchapel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I haven't stopped farting for the last hour, I am currently flying a stunt kite in my living room. Because of you, somebody's soggy 'green' bus ride into work has been a waste of time because of your methane output. I hope you're pleased with yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Because of you, somebody's soggy 'green' bus ride into work has been a waste of time because of your methane output. I hope you're pleased with yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 This fuckin rain. Water currently coming through the ceiling in the hall. 50 mins waiting to get through to my insurance company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I've strained my leg because I was dancing like a madnessman at a ska gig last night. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 This fuckin rain. Water currently coming through the ceiling in the hall. 50 mins waiting to get through to my insurance company. Rather than spending time on the phone, get up on the roof with a 30ft x 40ft tarp, it will not endanger your life, but might help your hall carpet from getting slightly damp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) Rather than spending time on the phone, get up on the roof with a 30ft x 40ft tarp, it will not endanger your life, but might help your hall carpet from getting slightly damp.Take an emu, no clamber on to a roof is complete without one. Edited December 5, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 When folk say pish like "I've stuck a cheeky fiver on...". So you've made a five pound bet. Just say that. Cheeky? : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 When folk say pish like "I've stuck a cheeky fiver on...". So you've made a five pound bet. Just say that. Cheeky? : Not a fan of a cheeky nandos then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Not a fan of a cheeky nandos then? Cheeky! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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