Guest The Phoenix Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Sorry. If it's any consolation I feel like I'm dying of boredom here. Just think how we feel then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Just think how we feel then. Piss aff. You go to AH English and I'll go do whatever you're doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Piss aff. You go to AH English and I'll go do whatever you're doing. Been there, done that. You really don't want to be doing what I'm supposed to be doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Been there, done that.You really don't want to be doing what I'm supposed to be doing. Cleaning? Hoovering? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Cleaning? Hoovering? That would be a dream ticket! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I have no idea how I've done it... but I've locked myself OUT my bathroom. I am such an idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Just went back to my school there as I need a NOP and a EAP from the P.E department for an assessment. The cunts have never even hear of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I just fell down our stairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 After a bit of a dry spell with women I was text during Saturday night by a bird I had been rogering at the end of last year. I'd text her a couple of times since we'd stopped seeing each other but she'd got herself a boyfriend and was having none of my suggestive chat. Anyhow, I had been out on the lash all day and met up with her and she told me all about breaking up with her boyfriend. After an hour or so I got bored and in the end managed to talk her into coming back to my lair. After a couple more drinks downstairs I enticed her to my room telling her I wanted to watch a movie. I remember watching about 20 seconds of Willow (yes, I put Willow on) then fell asleep. No shag that night and she was up being sick in the morning when I woke up so no shag then either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 After a bit of a dry spell with women I was text during Saturday night by a bird I had been rogering at the end of last year. I'd text her a couple of times since we'd stopped seeing each other but she'd got herself a boyfriend and was having none of my suggestive chat.Anyhow, I had been out on the lash all day and met up with her and she told me all about breaking up with her boyfriend. After an hour or so I got bored and in the end managed to talk her into coming back to my lair. After a couple more drinks downstairs I enticed her to my room telling her I wanted to watch a movie. I remember watching about 20 seconds of Willow (yes, I put Willow on) then fell asleep. No shag that night and she was up being sick in the morning when I woke up so no shag then either. Bad news, Nick. She's up the duff and you're The Daddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'm bored. I start my new job tomorrow, hmm.. joys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 ... That's about as likely as a sex injury at the moment. Around a month ago I started to get a bit of pain in my ear, and it felt as if something had come loose inside there. When I lay down on my right side I could hear a popping noise in my ear, and it was very uncomfortable. A few weeks ago I started to get a bit of toothache and didn't think anything of it, but on Saturday night they joined forces and now the whole right side of my face is killing me. It feels as if someone is stabbing my nerve endings with a screwdriver. I have been awake since I posted earlier on this morning, just lying in bed holding my face. I think I knocked myself out for a little while with the painkillers I've been taking though, because I remember thinking Kilmarnock were playing AC Milan in the Europa League Quarter Finals. Killie won 2-1. I was lying thinking about it then I had to check BBC Sport just to confirm. Turns out I was wrong. And get well soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'm bored. I start my new job tomorrow, hmm.. joys. You'll be dog-tired tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 You'll be dog-tired tomorrow. Are you trying to be Twisty? Btw, can you explain to me this snow white malarky? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Bad news, Nick.She's up the duff and you're The Daddy. That'd be the worse news ever. Becoming a father and not even remembering the shag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'm bored. I start my new job tomorrow, hmm.. joys. Chef? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Are you trying to be Twisty? Btw, can you explain to me this snow white malarky? Realised after I posted, it's not your dog handling Army job that you're starting tomorrow. The background to Snow White is largely linked to the "junior" (male) following of posters that HSF has attracted. I called them the seven dwarfs and HSF subsequently changed her user name to Snow White. It was all harmless stuff until Kilt (aka Grumpy) leapt into bed with Snow White and then complained he had to stretch over Dopey and Sleepy to reach Snow White. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Chef? Erm, no Realised after I posted, it's not your dog handling Army job that you're starting tomorrow. The background to Snow White is largely linked to the "junior" (male) following of posters that HSF has attracted. I called them the seven dwarfs and HSF subsequently changed her user name to Snow White. It was all harmless stuff until Kilt (aka Grumpy) leapt into bed with Snow White and then complained he had to stretch over Dopey and Sleepy to reach Snow White. Nah, I wish. Crimbo job in Clintons. I applied for it when I was desperate for anything but now everythings settled down I don't fancy it. Ahh Kilt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Nah, I wish. Crimbo job in Clintons. I applied for it when I was desperate for anything but now everythings settled down I don't fancy it. It will be a doddle of a job, I'd consider myself lucky if I had it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Are you trying to be Twisty? Btw, can you explain to me this snow white malarky? The Phoenix can try but he will never succeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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