Guest The Phoenix Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 The Phoenix can try but he will never succeed. More than happy to leave the sucking to you, TwisteH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 More than happy to leave the sucking to you, TwisteH. Understood, Pun Lord. When I graduate from Pun School and become a Pun Master, you'll regret it though. Star Wars style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'm shattered, my left shoulder hurts like a bitch, I chose the worst team in history for the FIFA10 league - not that that excuses my momentary batches of idiocy and general pishness in several games - and I'm hungry, but there's pretty much nothing to eat in the house. f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Nah, I wish. Crimbo job in Clintons. I applied for it when I was desperate for anything but now everythings settled down I don't fancy it. Ahh Kilt! At least you've got something though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Understood, Pun Lord. When I graduate from Pun School and become a Pun Master, you'll regret it though. Star Wars style. May Parcel Force be with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 At least you've got something though. Exactly. I'd love to be able to complain about work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I have a dead leg from football yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I have a dead leg from football yesterday. Hang on to it, I'm sure the owner will be in touch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I have a dead leg from football yesterday. You won't have a leg to stand on, if it goes to court. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I have a dead leg from football yesterday. How did that happen, then? I would have figured most amateur footballers to be 'armless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 You won't have a leg to stand on, if it goes to court. unless he can build a legitimate case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Wow they're all woeful. A guy kneed me in the thigh, which was nice of him. I played on though, cause am well 'ard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 if he goes to jail the taxpayers will have to foot the bill. then a fellow inmate might toe him in the baws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Anybody watch My Wife and Kids? How fucking annoying was the original Claire's voice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Puns. They have went from being beautiful little creatures that are allowed out every now and again to annoying little rapists that pollute every thread. The pun is an art form, you see. Terrible puns are often the best in a so-bad-they-are-good kind of way, but most of the puns flying around these days are just crap. They don't have a funny side at all. In fact, I have noticed that a great deal of the puns often ignore the subject at hand and go somewhere completely unrelated just because a word in there fits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Puns. They have went from being beautiful little creatures that are allowed out every now and again to annoying little rapists that pollute every thread. The pun is an art form, you see. Terrible puns are often the best in a so-bad-they-are-good kind of way, but most of the puns flying around these days are just crap. They don't have a funny side at all. In fact, I have noticed that a great deal of the puns often ignore the subject at hand and go somewhere completely unrelated just because a word in there fits. +1 They're shite and annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Puns. They have went from being beautiful little creatures that are allowed out every now and again to annoying little rapists that pollute every thread. The pun is an art form, you see. Terrible puns are often the best in a so-bad-they-are-good kind of way, but most of the puns flying around these days are just crap. They don't have a funny side at all. In fact, I have noticed that a great deal of the puns often ignore the subject at hand and go somewhere completely unrelated just because a word in there fits. Well we all know who to blame for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Puns. Agreed. It's every thread now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Well we all know who to blame for that. Yep, you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I got some good bargains in the bookshop today. However, it was at Borders and, being somewhat of a bibliophile, it was akin to rape and pillage of someone dying. I feel rather soiled and morally dirty now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.