calum_gers Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Puns. They have went from being beautiful little creatures that are allowed out every now and again to annoying little rapists that pollute every thread. The pun is an art form, you see. Terrible puns are often the best in a so-bad-they-are-good kind of way, but most of the puns flying around these days are just crap. They don't have a funny side at all. In fact, I have noticed that a great deal of the puns often ignore the subject at hand and go somewhere completely unrelated just because a word in there fits. Indeed, get them punted. sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattyBee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 So, the Spanish essay I had to memorise is for tomorrow, not today.. So i practically wasted my time revising it yesterday and have to do it all again.. I'm also extremely cold, I hate being cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 It's my flat mates 18th tonight yey but he's decided we are going out in the west end. I hate the west end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 It's my flat mates 18th tonight yey but he's decided we are going out in the west end. I hate the west end. Byres road is good, it's once you hit Ashton Lane it gets a bit wanky. Seems a bit of a strange decision for a monday night though, given everywhere will be shut by 12/1. If you really don't want to, use that angle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Byres road is good, it's once you hit Ashton Lane it gets a bit wanky. Seems a bit of a strange decision for a monday night though, given everywhere will be shut by 12/1. If you really don't want to, use that angle. I hate Byres road too. All my friends rave about it, it's a fuckin shitehole! Tried that already but he doesn't seem to mind it closing early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Byres road is good, it's once you hit Ashton Lane it gets a bit wanky. Seems a bit of a strange decision for a monday night though, given everywhere will be shut by 12/1. If you really don't want to, use that angle. See, despite not being a big fan of "poncy west end wanks" I really enjoy a night out over there. I think it's just because it's different. It is dodgy accent central though, which is a bit rubbish. "Ohhh hay giiiiiiiiiiiisssss! Weee're pyoooor dead coowl!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Yep, you. I made a thread so it would be easy fir folks tae avoid the puns... Unfortunately it appears "Pun Fever" has gripped the forum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 So, the Spanish essay I had to memorise is for tomorrow, not today.. So i practically wasted my time revising it yesterday and have to do it all again.. The date should probably have been top of the list of things to memorise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattyBee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 The date should probably have been top of the list of things to memorise. True, although it was only cause I put it in for the wrong day, even though I didn't have that class today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 So, the Spanish essay I had to memorise is for tomorrow, not today.. So i practically wasted my time revising it yesterday and have to do it all again.. Hóla...again...I'm not very good at Spanish Senorita! Erm, Manana...? It's my flat mates 18th tonight yey but he's decided we are going out in the west end. I hate the west end. Oran Mór - Hilton Hotel - Taxi home - sorted! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattyBee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Hóla...again...I'm not very good at Spanish Senorita! Erm, Manana...? Yeah, i noticed the first time, especially since there's no ó on the o 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 They speak English in Benidorm. No need for Spanish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 They speak English in Benidorm. No need for Spanish. And if they don't, just shout at them and stretch out the words and they'll easily understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 And if they don't, just shout at them and stretch out the words and they'll easily understand. Exactly. Good to see someone else is fluent in British English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 It's fucking freezing. The heating has been on full blast since about 3pm, but the house is still cold. I lit the fire, so the living room at least is warm (thank goodness for coal fires!) but the boy's bedroom is really cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Yeah, i noticed the first time, especially since there's no ó on the o Lo siento, senorita. Voy a trader de hacerlo mejor la próxima vez. © Babelfish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 It's fucking freezing. The heating has been on full blast since about 3pm, but the house is still cold. I lit the fire, so the living room at least is warm (thank goodness for coal fires!) but the boy's bedroom is really cold. "There were three in the bed and the little one said... ...Oi, Mum, stop nicking all the duvet!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Hóla...again...I'm not very good at Spanish Senorita! Erm, Manana...? Besame el culo! Pretty much all I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Report due in tomorrow, done some at college last week but forgot to send it back to my home PC, so now I can't finish the now. Will have to do it at lunch tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Besame el culo! Pretty much all I know. Aye, and it's bound to be rude! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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