Gaz Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 My shoulder is f*cking agony, so much so that I might not be able to play fitba at the weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Get one up on top of the flats in Whitletts Road for the passage of the Morton fans' open-top bus on Saturday instead.Probably best to get them on their way home - that way we'll have had their money first Pish I have booked a test drive for a new car for saturday afternoon, I pick it up on Whitletts Road, looks like half an hour of going nowhere, whilst all the Morton fans block the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 My Coursework doesn't work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Another Solicitor's meeting today. That's a further £100 without getting anywhere! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 £100 for a meeting?? Jesus man, that's steep! I know of a cheapish one, I deal with him frequently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 £100 for a meeting?? Jesus man, that's steep! I know of a cheapish one, I deal with him frequently I'm just guessing on past experience. I had two 30 minute meetings with him and he sent two letters so, 1 meeting and another letter = £100. You never know, I might get a 'frequent flyers' type discount soon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I'm just guessing on past experience. I had two 30 minute meetings with him and he sent two letters so, 1 meeting and another letter = £100. You never know, I might get a 'frequent flyers' type discount soon! Much more likely to get offered a complimentary set of screwdrivers so you can screw yourself instead of paying from the privilege. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Rant time. People who work at either call centres or switchboards who can barely speak English. For a start I phoned up a subby there to chase a quote up, asked to speak to Bryan. the stupid cow who answered couldn't understand that I wanted to speak to Bryan. How fucking hard is it , there is only one Bryan in that office. I then used his surname and she got confused. " Why do you call" she then asked. BECAUSE I WANTED TO FUCKING SPEAK TO BRYAN total muppet. Then when you call up the bank and get a call centre in bloody egypt or somewhere with people calling me "Mr Cooooooo wan" every 5th word. C U N T S !!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 (edited) Who really needs to know about languague/literacy and numeracy. Just to get you back for the 'wing mirror' saga, the answer to your question is YOU! Anybody else see the irony here?? Edited April 26, 2007 by North Stand Bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Coming home from the hospital with a healthy pair of balls and half a mile from the Kirkcaldy West slip road a Punto decides to go up in a puff of smoke resulting in me swerving on to the fast lane which was fortunately empty. Ball lumps dont kill you, Punto's do, Im a fucking Punto and I might kill you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Ball lumps dont kill you, Punto's do,Im a fucking Punto and I might kill you. Glad you're still with us, matey! I was walking home the other night by Kings Inch Road/Ferry Road and there was a car, sidways on to a T-Junction by the 'Ferry Nice' Sandwich shop with a feck-off great crunched-in front bumper and bonnet..... ......but there was no other car involved visible, nor glass debris or anything and no evidence of a flattened lamppost or pillar box, big chunk out of a wall etc I have no idea what she must have hit or how she came by that great v-shaped dint in the front of her car. Totally mystifying! And, yes, it was a she, no, I make no judgements on women drivers and, no, I wasn't about to walk up and ask her how she did it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Glad you're still with us, matey! I was walking home the other night by Kings Inch Road/Ferry Road and there was a car, sidways on to a T-Junction by the 'Ferry Nice' Sandwich shop with a feck-off great crunched-in front bumper and bonnet..... ......but there was no other car involved visible, nor glass debris or anything and no evidence of a flattened lamppost or pillar box, big chunk out of a wall etc I have no idea what she must have hit or how she came by that great v-shaped dint in the front of her car. Totally mystifying! And, yes, it was a she, no, I make no judgements on women drivers and, no, I wasn't about to walk up and ask her how she did it! "Hiya pal, how did ye prang yer car, theres nothing else around?"...........SSSSSLLLLLAAAAAPPPP. Stuff was falling off this Punto as I felt my car bumping over things. The driver of the Punto wasnt exactly 'cool' in the situation, he just brought the car to an abrupt halt on the dual-carriageway. I had to go straight to a car-wash as there were black marks on my windscreen too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Ball lumps dont kill you, Punto's do,Im a fucking Punto and I might kill you. Your mothers got a Punto! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Randy in the van! sooo unfair...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Your mothers got a Punto! Goldie Lookin Punto. Guns dont kill people Puntos do, Ask any Punto driver and they'll tell you its true, Its a fact Puntos make you violent, Like Michael Jackson telling his Punto to be silent, You don't believe me? Heres my Punto, Offer me the record and i'll show you the type, Of criminal this Punto shit is breedin, Its a fact that MC Hammer's Punto left me bleedin, Puntos made my mother say 'f**k', If I stuck with Morris Minor then I woulda been in luck, Morris Minors, they were on song, Fiat car designers got it all fucking wrong, So I started, I bought another Punto, The Power of my Punto made my cock and balls ache, So remember kids from the head double tap, Puntos kill people, cause they're crap! [Chorus] Guns don't kill people Puntos do Sound of the police Woo Woo Woo Guns don't kill people Puntos do, I seen it in a documentary on BBC2, Wheel spinning outside Hyper Value, Engine blazin like Michael Caine in Zulu, Punto statistics are sometimes misleading, The type of criminal that Fiat is breedin, No air conditioning? No wonder you stopped breathin, 2 Puntos for a pound, are you receivin? Puntos are still crap in '07 They should join Ladas up in crap-car heaven, Brava and Punto R.I.P, I wouldnt be seen dead with one in the cemetary. [chorus] Guns don't kill people Puntos do, I'm a fucking Punto and I might kill you, As an ex Fiat driver I'm teachin you a lesson, Shoot yer Fiats tyres out with a Smith-and-Wesson Just say no, just like Zammo Bullet proof vest, to guns and ammo, Punto has gangsters trippin, Even Eminems into Punto whippin, Its like cluedo murder one, P-Diddy and J'lo shot their Punto with a gun, Heard snoop dog mention Fiat in a rap, He said, PUNTOS KILL PEOPLE, CAUSE THEY'RE CRAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I feel sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Goldie Lookin Punto. Guns dont kill people Puntos do, Ask any Punto driver and they'll tell you its true, Its a fact Puntos make you violent, Like Michael Jackson telling his Punto to be silent, You don't believe me? Heres my Punto, Offer me the record and i'll show you the type, Of criminal this Punto shit is breedin, Its a fact that MC Hammer's Punto left me bleedin, Puntos made my mother say 'f**k', If I stuck with Morris Minor then I woulda been in luck, Morris Minors, they were on song, Fiat car designers got it all fucking wrong, So I started, I bought another Punto, The Power of my Punto made my cock and balls ache, So remember kids from the head double tap, Puntos kill people, cause they're crap! [Chorus] Guns don't kill people Puntos do Sound of the police Woo Woo Woo Guns don't kill people Puntos do, I seen it in a documentary on BBC2, Wheel spinning outside Hyper Value, Engine blazin like Michael Caine in Zulu, Punto statistics are sometimes misleading, The type of criminal that Fiat is breedin, No air conditioning? No wonder you stopped breathin, 2 Puntos for a pound, are you receivin? Puntos are still crap in '07 They should join Ladas up in crap-car heaven, Brava and Punto R.I.P, I wouldnt be seen dead with one in the cemetary. [chorus] Guns don't kill people Puntos do, I'm a fucking Punto and I might kill you, As an ex Fiat driver I'm teachin you a lesson, Shoot yer Fiats tyres out with a Smith-and-Wesson Just say no, just like Zammo Bullet proof vest, to guns and ammo, Punto has gangsters trippin, Even Eminems into Punto whippin, Its like cluedo murder one, P-Diddy and J'lo shot their Punto with a gun, Heard snoop dog mention Fiat in a rap, He said, PUNTOS KILL PEOPLE, CAUSE THEY'RE CRAP. Fuckin' 'ell lad! How many MOBOs would you like? Genius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 13700 word report, Due in at 4. 2 copies, bound, with apendicies and contents yadda yadda. My Superviosr who has given me next to no feedbackdespite having half of it since the 2nd week of April, annd the whole of it since Monday... Wants to see it before I print it... I am not best pleased, and if she decides it needs a rejig, section changes etc.... I'm worried I'm just gonna collapse. 26 hours with no sleep, most of it staring at a computer screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 PIPEX broadband. Utter shite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Fuxake XP, chill out and have a wee nap for a bit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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