xbl Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 This fucking cold. I'm alright sitting up, but I swear, every time I lie down, I start spluttering and hacking really violently. Its making sleep somewhat difficult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I get mouth ulcers when I eat fruit. I had fruit with lunch yesterday and was almost immediately feeling mouth ulcers, now 24 hours on they're becoming a right pain in the mouth. I've got at least 2 on my tongue and around 3 on the lining of my mouth/inside of my lips. Added to that I also have fruit with me for lunch again today (I'm on a bit of a health kick after I took a weeks holiday last week and spent the whole week drinking and eating crap). I used to only get the mouth ulcers when I ate bananas or pineapple (my 2 favourite fruits), but now I seem to get them when I eat any fruit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I have four huge love bites Toothpaste those bad boys or wap on a girly scarf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 DHL have lost a parcel i need asap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 This b*****d wisdom tooth is starting to cause me pain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 This b*****d wisdom tooth is starting to cause me pain wisdom teeth are absolute knobs. all four of mine are half way through but seem to have washed oot. indecision killed the cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I start Jury Duty tomorrow and it's come at a really bad time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I start Jury Duty tomorrow and it's come at a really bad time. Phone up in the morning and tell them you are feeling terrible. They will excuse you from duty - guaranteed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Phone up in the morning and tell them you are feeling terrible. They will excuse you from duty - guaranteed. My mum wouldn't let me lie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 My mum wouldn't let me lie Get totally bladdered tonight and it won't be a lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strathman Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Ronnie Irani saying hello to the guests on Talksport as if he is their best mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I start Jury Duty tomorrow and it's come at a really bad time. the lunches -the three times I've had to do it- have always been reasonable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I start Jury Duty tomorrow and it's come at a really bad time. I got called up for it a few years ago. Total waste of a week, spend all your time waiting and then don't get picked and get sent home and told you're on standby, this happened from Monday until Thursday, when I was finally discharged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 fcuk that! I'm a contractor so I only get paid for the hours I work. Jury duty for a week would put me seriously out of pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Yet again I have had to do the chocolate ring shuffle between cubicles as I sat down to enjoy a number 2 without noticing a disticnt lack of bog roll!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 fcuk that! I'm a contractor so I only get paid for the hours I work. Jury duty for a week would put me seriously out of pocket. Me too, but thankfully I was in a different job at the time so was salaried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Vodafone trying to shaft thier customers by giving out a firmware update to bloat our phones with their crap instead of giving us the HTC update that everyone been waiting on.............sneaky b@stards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 The Chef at the canteen giving out fucking SHITE portions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Getting up early to wait for a parcel and hours later it still hasn't been delivered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutton01 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Just got a message from a girl about a job i was offered last week, saying she needs to speak with me urgently regarding my application. Shitting it now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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