Ad Lib Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 One of my pet hates is people who pretend they can't punctuate when drunk. Do you know, even now i couldn't tell you what sort of phone E.Frame owns. Typically the people who don't punctuate properly when drunk still can't do it when sober. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Was meant to be playing squash this afternoon (just a practice game) but for the third time in as many weeks my playing partner has called off at the last minute meaning I had to go and cancel. He has been drunk for a month solid now and is going to die. Three cancellations is not enough justification to kill someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 We are selling our old washing machine as it just taking up space,I put it on gumtree Washer/Dryer White and i have had 2 people emailing me asking what colour it was 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Three cancellations is not enough justification to kill someone. You've never played in the GA Fives, clearly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Fire alarm in work is going off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Fire alarm in work is going off. Should probably leave the computer then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Thought I was off tommorow.....infact I'm on a 14 hour double shift 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Those feckin ryvita ads. "for ladies that crunch". Dont you mean "for ladies that crunch loudly for the sake of it and speak with their mouths full while telling us over and over how yummy and scrummy and moreish the muck that they are eating is"? piss off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 when you go to watch match of the day 2 and sportscence is on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I hate it on Sportscene when they tell you the result at the start of the programme. Also, I have been trying to avoid the EPL results 'til MOTD comes on but inadvertently found out the Man Utd score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 when you go to watch match of the day 2 and sportscence is on When you give up and go to play FIFA with your flatmates then it turns out MOTD2 is on straight after What we get I guess for not checking beforehand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Buses running late 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Legs are still sore as hell from football on saturday. Bloody extra time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Got terrible heartburn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 When you give up and go to play FIFA with your flatmates then it turns out MOTD2 is on straight after What we get I guess for not checking beforehand just watched it on iplayer didn't even realise it was on later which can be another petty irritating thing... when the stream freezes and you miss a goal, thats a right kick in the baws 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Our newest wee kitten (he's about four months old now) keeps trying to cuddle in and climb all over my keyboard whenever I'm trying to use my laptop. It is very cute, but makes typing and using the touchpad very difficult! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Is the new p&b a fair bit slower, or is my PC a snidey piece of shit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Is the new p&b a fair bit slower, or is my PC a snidey piece of shit? Ask Jam's Mrs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Ask Jam's Mrs. Shes a bit busy at the moment... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 my life is becoming more expensive every day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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