NathanQP Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Noel Fielding. 1. You're not a comedian. Why are you appearing on a stand up show? 2. Why do you dress like a vagina? What's with the cape/vampire/skinny jeans look. You look horrendous. Just stop. 3. f**k off. And f**k off a bit further. i like him -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Family guy wa supposed be on at 12, been pit back till five past now -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smit Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Watching Coldplay at TITP on the telly at the moment. Up there with one of the gayest things I've ever seen. Edit: Agree about Noel Fielding. I'd like to put an end to that man. IS top of the pops still going? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stella Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 IS top of the pops still going? Don't think so. This is much gayer than TOTP though. Coldplay have now fucked off and the crowd appear to be begging them to come back on to do "Viva la vida" (gay as f**k). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Having to sleep on the couch due to looking after a dog for someone. The dog itself is great and brilliant for walks , playing with the wean etc but it can't stand to be left on its own. It is always barking , crying, scratching etc. Now I love dogs, but when it deprives me of getting a good nights kip, I have to draw the line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Having to sleep on the couch due to looking after a dog for someone. The dog itself is great and brilliant for walks , playing with the wean etc but it can't stand to be left on its own. It is always barking , crying, scratching etc. Now I love dogs, but when it deprives me of getting a good nights kip, I have to draw the line. When i started to read that i thought you gave the dog your bed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Thing is, its sleeping now but as soon as i move to get a drink, go fir a piss, have a smoke, the dug thinks its party time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Thing is, its sleeping now but as soon as i move to get a drink, go fir a piss, have a smoke, the dug thinks its party time. Sounds a bit like you've pulled 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Sounds a bit like you've pulled Any port an all that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 (edited) I put my drinks glass behind the laptop. I forgot about it, opened up the laptop, and hit the glass. Glass and Coca Cola everywhere. Edited July 10, 2011 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) I put my drinks glass behind the laptop. I forgot about it, opened up the laptop, and hit the glass. Glass and Coca Cola everywhere. My laptop is crap, I want a new one so have tried to stage an elaborate 'accident' to claim one on the contents insurance Hint, next time use Irn Bru. That stuff eats through electrical equipment like Alien blood. My PTTGOYN, trying to source a couple of replacement parts to fix an oil filled radiator. Cheapest I can find is $70, I can buy a new bloody radiator for a few dollars more! Edited July 11, 2011 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 My laptop is crap, I want a new one so have tried to stage an elaborate 'accident' to claim one on the contents insurance Hint, next time use Irn Bru. That stuff eats through electrical equipment like Alien blood. I'll try that next time I decide to be a fanny. I'm lucky it only went over an extension plug that didn't have anything in it. The wires down the back of the table are for my laptop and my ext. hard-drive, so I'd be fucked if it went over them. I don't know why I put it there on the first place... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 More fucking rain in Arbroath! It's fucking July for fuk sake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 More fucking rain in Arbroath! It's fucking July for fuk sake Let's hope the town slowly slips into the North Sea as a result of the rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Not a cloud in the sky and I'm stuck in waiting for a new bed to be delivered. It's a certainty that it won't arrive until 5.30pm or thereabouts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 More fucking rain in Arbroath! It's fucking July for fuk sake More sunshine in Glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 My wifes employer is expected to cease trading today and the shares have also been suspended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 My wifes employer is expected to cease trading today and the shares have also been suspended. Bloody hell, what was the company? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Southern Cross healthcare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Bloody hell, what was the company? Southern Cross ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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