Just a bairn Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 She has big chebs and I'm shallow, she's getting it. As good a reason as any tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 People who use the word 'junk' to describe their genitals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 People who use the word 'junk' to describe their genitals. I call my genitals 'flattery', cos they get me nowhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 People who use the word 'junk' to describe their genitals. I'd have to agree with you on that. Calling your bits "junk" doesn't really tempt us girls to explore the area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 I'd have to agree with you on that. Calling your bits "junk" doesn't really tempt us girls to explore the area. How about calling it "Shoes"? You can browse various styles before deciding that they don't really have your style 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 How about calling it "Shoes"? You can browse various styles before deciding that they don't really have your style How about calling it 'throw pillows'? Then they can wander around all day into pink coloured buildings staffed by spotty vapid fake-tanned chavettes and squeeze it a bit before deciding to move on without making a purchase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 How about calling it 'throw pillows'? Then they can wander around all day into pink coloured buildings staffed by spotty vapid fake-tanned chavettes and squeeze it a bit before deciding to move on without making a purchase. If you've got spotty chavettes hanging around your "throw pillows" you might want to see a doctor. And hide this post from the wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 If you've got spotty chavettes hanging around your "throw pillows" you might want to see a doctor. And hide this post from the wife. You have confused me with Dave258. Easily done, we do share the same birthday after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 You have confused me with Dave258. Easily done, we do share the same birthday after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Made an attempt to tie my shoelaces but I pulled the wrong part and it got tighter and will no longer untie. I go through far too many pairs of shoelaces because of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Made an attempt to tie my shoelaces but I pulled the wrong part and it got tighter and will no longer untie. I go through far too many pairs of shoelaces because of this. Team - Partick, explains it all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 No it doesn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 No it doesn't. It's pretty stupid either way. You'd be better off with velcro trainers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I got a text from this girl i've been speaking to recently and the message ended WATP w**k Anal Tits Pussy.. are you sure it was a girl and not a prostitute giving you her menu ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 People with "eyelashes" on their car headlights. Sad b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Phone me former secondary school as I need as course code for a subject for UCAS and they told me they would phone back shortly with the code, that was on monday and I've still heard nothing back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Stood in dog shit today I'm surprised you broke the crust on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Phone me former secondary school as I need as course code for a subject for UCAS and they told me they would phone back shortly with the code, that was on monday and I've still heard nothing back. clickoris not the easiest to navigate. but you will find it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALDERON Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Old knee injury came back at the driving range today. JUST when I was becoming semi decent at hitting a golf ball. Grrrreat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Having to miss the Parkrun today as my feet are too sore, covered in blisters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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