Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) that 'rooney goal machine' advert is getting on my fucking tit end Me too, just too polite to bring it up, until now. *spelling* Edited November 22, 2011 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Me too, just too polite to bring it up, until know. I think if you part with a £10 it goes away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I think if you part with a £10 it goes away Nah, I get my prescriptions for free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Nah, I get my prescriptions for free. people who canny walk past a cordless drill without pressing the trigger, you're flattening my battery ya fucking dafties 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 That nice wee tune on the current iPhone 4 advert. It's clearly a rip off of one in The Trueman Show. As I write this, the Strongbow advert that came on "we'll be sipping ice tea by the lawn" seems suspiciously like the script in the Father Ted episode where they're stuck in the lingerie dept. I remember some truely useless shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 That Sky Sports advert wi' the guy and the girl coming back from a date. I don't quite know why it annoys me so much. Maybe the fact that he just comes across as the ultimate braindead, armchair football fan that Sky want us all to be, or that it tries to be funny and fails so miserably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Whoever decided to put blue toothpaste into small squirty bottles that look like travel shaving foam cans! Very confusing after an afternoon in the pub then going home and trying to get ready for a night out!! Couldn`t understand at first why my face was suddenly freezing cold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Those PPI adverts on the radio whilst im at work and on TV when I'm home. Have you heard the latest 1 with a couple and shes telling him about her mate who got 4 grand and is away on a cruise? The acting, even on radio is appaling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Stupid people (just happens to be a woman in this case) striding along right in the middle of a road, not on the White line but in the middle of my lane. When I drove up behind her I thought she would move but no chance, just kept walking on her merry way. The fun bit was when I tooted my horn and she jumped (perhaps peed a little) turned round an gave me a dirty look, at which point I shouted "get off the bloody road", then from the back of the car came a little voice, my son, "you shouldn't shout at teachers dad". This actually turned into a RTBC, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Have to agree on the stupid people front, this morning as I was heading up to the train station a car was parked infront of me facing me with quite possibly the brightest headlights in the world, to make matters worse the passenger had his door open fully which I didn't notice (due to being blinded) until the last second, which resulted in me doing an emergency swerve round him. Tit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caleyjaggi Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 (edited) The woman shop assistant at my local co-op where i go every morning has a very annoying wee routine whereby half way through scanning my goods she'll say "have you got a membership?" , "no" I reply. "want one?" "no thanks" I say. I've managed to almost eliminate her "want one" question by answering "no thanks" to her first question but every damn day she asks and I've noticed if I have to go back in, even 10 minutes later she'll still come out with the same shit! Edited November 23, 2011 by caleyjaggi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 The woman shop assistant at my local co-op where i go every morning has a very annoying wee routine whereby half way through scanning my goods she'll say "have you got a membership?" , "no" I reply. "want one? " " nhttp://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/161603-dalgety-bay-twinned-with-springfield/page__view__getnewposto thanks" I say. I've managed to almost eliminate her "want one" question by answering "no thanks" to her first question but I've noticed Bit of a mouthful. Normally I'd go for a simple "No" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Some guy got stabbed at end of my road last night/this morning, so the end of my road and the next road is closed off from bottom to top and I can't get to the good Baynes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 :angry:stupid fecking advert on capital fm for sugarcube edinburgh keep getting bloody asked about 'being a rock god' on karaoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamajag Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Such a slow day at work cant wait till 5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 The constant bitching between Hearts & Hibs fans that envelopes every thread in the SPL forum. Used to be at least a bit of banter going on, but these clowns are boring beyond belief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 trying to see if i can get a midweek mucky few days away with the missus at the Dunkeld Hilton - £59 DBB and a bottle of wine PP. every date appears to be booked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 trying to see if i can get a midweek mucky few days away with the missus at the Dunkeld Hilton - £59 DBB and a bottle of wine PP. every date appears to be booked I'd try giving them a ring, they can sometimes do you a deal... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Had a gig planned for a few weeks for tonight. Only to get told that I have to take someone from faslane to Edinburgh for 0730 then pick them up at 1800. Got called the day from the hospital the guy would be ready to leave at 1700 there's me thinking happy days I'm getting to this gig. I get to the hospital to then get told that he won't be ready till 1930. Fucking well pissed off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 The fact that you cannae take a bag of chips on a bus but it's fine to take a flea ridden, stinkin dug on board (so long as you don't intend to eat it). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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