WILLIEA Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Maybe been said already, but that Rooney advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 People who think that this snow is going to stop them going to work. Man up and get on with it!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Boilers on the blink since last night. Engineer should be here between 8 and 6. I am fucking freezing. Wee flurry of snow here this morning, thanks for the b*****d reminder of how cold I am! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 The bit in the Band Aid song that goes, "Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you!" has never sat right with me. "Thank God it's those poor African c***s that are dying of starvation and dehydration and not me!" seems a bit selfish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 My wife's up north for a job interview over the next couple of days. A bit worried about the weather conditions to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 The bit in the Band Aid song that goes, "Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you!" has never sat right with me. "Thank God it's those poor African c***s that are dying of starvation and dehydration and not me!" seems a bit selfish. Aye, Bono is a right c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Dont normaly get colds but i have a sore throat..maybe need a wee drink eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 The bit in the Band Aid song that goes, "Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you!" has never sat right with me. "Thank God it's those poor African c***s that are dying of starvation and dehydration and not me!" seems a bit selfish. Surely you realise that the line is used in an ironic fashion? You're better than that, Andy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Surely you realise that the line is used in an ironic fashion? Yes. Nah, I've always taken it literally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Yes. Nah, I've always taken it literally. I'm genuinely disappointed, Andy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Cant find tv remote. Under the cushions on the sofa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I got a new filling today and I got a general anaesthetic. That's fine. But it still hurts an awful lot, and I'm trying to chew my dinner, and I feel like I'm disabled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I got a new filling today. There would usually be the temptation to post something like 'ooh er','oh matron' or the likes, but I'm much to mature and refined for that sort of chat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I feel like I'm disabled. Yeah, feel like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Got to choose between Kilmarnock at home this weekend, and Hearts away next week, as one of those Saturdays will be taken up for Christmas shopping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 When people come round and as soon as they're in the door say 'Im awa for a shite'. You can hardly stop them using your toilet but the manky b*****ds just left their hoose 5 mins ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 When you need a shave and yer stubble keeps catching on your shirt. Nippy as f**k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 When people come round and as soon as they're in the door say 'Im awa for a shite'. You can hardly stop them using your toilet but the manky b*****ds just left their hoose 5 mins ago Why would someone say that when they go to someones house? Let alone you letting them use your toilet when they are only five mins down/up the road? Tell them to get to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Why would someone say that when they go to someones house? Let alone you letting them use your toilet when they are only five mins down/up the road? Tell them to get to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 car is off to the garage... new gearbox needed. bye bye xmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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