Keyser Soze Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I'm off until the 8th. of January. *insert smug pus gif here* Edit, not so smug now, as I have posted on the wrong thread. Still off though. Off until the 14th. You may now commence your petty moaning in the correct thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Wrestling is far from being a sport. A sport is defined as either individuals or teams COMPETING against each other. If the outcome is decided by a scriptwriter then there is no competition. It is literally not a sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Off until the 14th. You may now commence your petty moaning in the correct thread. Undone by your stilletto, I shall have my revenge in another world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) £30 fine for driving in a bus lane. Pishflaps Edited December 22, 2012 by jagfox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) (embedding doesn't work )I don't like cricket. I love it!Nah, I don't like cricket. It's shite. Edited December 22, 2012 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 (embedding doesn't work )I don't like cricket. I love it! Don't like Jamaica, oh no. I love her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The big chair Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 *Insert she's bowled me over, I'd slip(s) her one joke here.* * Jokes including fine leg, playing in the gully or referring to your middle stump will also be accepted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
)typically Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 *Insert she's bowled me over, I'd slip(s) her one joke here.* * Jokes including fine leg, playing in the gully or referring to your middle stump will also be accepted I believe she thrives off a full length delivery 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 *Insert she's bowled me over, I'd slip(s) her one joke here.* * Jokes including fine leg, playing in the gully or referring to your middle stump will also be accepted I have no idea about cricket, so I'd just come on her tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Cold, wet cats that you've just let in from the rain who think it would be good idea to rub themselves against your bare legs. Apart from doing this, shredding the furniture, leaving hair everywhere, spilling the cat litter all over the place, bringing dead animals to the door, staring creepily at you, scratching f**k out you when they decide they want to 'play' and having stinking cat food, I think they're great pets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 My flats a mess, and my girlfriends working. Meaning I either tidy it up, or stay seated watching Sky Sports News and get a rollicking when she comes in, I'm dangerously close to turning on FM and sealing my fate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Cold, wet cats that you've just let in from the rain who think it would be good idea to rub themselves against your bare legs. Apart from doing this, shredding the furniture, leaving hair everywhere, spilling the cat litter all over the place, bringing dead animals to the door, staring creepily at you, scratching f**k out you when they decide they want to 'play' and having stinking cat food, I think they're great pets. When I met you you came across as a normal person, not a creepy cat keeper. Just shows how difficult it is to judge people on a short acquaintance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberDon Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Fucking Wigan. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberDon Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Just been trolled by William Hill, said that Wigan had equalised when they hadn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) When I met you you came across as a normal person, not a creepy cat keeper. Just shows how difficult it is to judge people on a short acquaintance. They're not mine, they're Dee Woman's. Stupid, pointless animals. I grudge having to share a house with the fuckers. I think I'll get a dog next year to terrorise the life out of them. I fancy a Leonberger, but the selfish b*****ds only live to 7 years so it might have to be a Rhodesian Ridgeback. It'll swallow both cats in the one-er. ETA - This is how much better than cats, dogs are. You wouldn't get this reaction from a cat on your return from 8 months duty in the army: http://youtu.be/b-BnQzVUCiA Edited December 22, 2012 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The big chair Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I believe she thrives off a full length delivery Well played. I was stumped for any more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I've had a pair of trainers for nearly a year and just found out they're for taekwondo, explains why I've slipped like f**k all year then ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Annoying passengers on public transport. I am currently listening to an epic game of Rock Paper Scissors lizard Spock which began in Aberdeen. We are now past Elgin. They have even added sound effects to make it even more enthralling. I have never wanted to punch two strangers more 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Annoying passengers on public transport. I am currently listening to an epic game of Rock Paper Scissors lizard Spock which began in Aberdeen. We are now past Elgin. They have even added sound effects to make it even more enthralling. I have never wanted to punch two strangers more ^^^^ puff that wouldn't kick off aginst v 2 on........Black Saturday........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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