KnightswoodBear Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I used to go to a horrible old BT training centre down at a place called Stone. The accomodation was ancient and every room had a sink and a communal toilet on the landing. One of the first bits of advice I was given as an apprentice going down was "don't use the sink in your room". The second bit of advice was that under the bottom drawer in every room was usually some Willie Thorn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Oh, you're actually in Poland? The description of your street made me think you were in Gorgie. Yes I'm in poland. except the lack of tynecastle Gorgie exactly like Poland in every way. We've all heard of how women from Gorgie are the sexiest in the world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Yes I'm in poland. except the lack of tynecastle Gorgie exactly like Poland in every way. We've all heard of how women from Gorgie are the sexiest in the world Would you mind if I PM'd you for some advice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I used to go to a horrible old BT training centre down at a place called Stone. The accomodation was ancient and every room had a sink and a communal toilet on the landing. One of the first bits of advice I was given as an apprentice going down was "don't use the sink in your room". The second bit of advice was that under the bottom drawer in every room was usually some Willie Thorn. My 'friend' is a bit thick and doesn't know what you mean by Willie thorn.could you enlighten him please.he says thanks in advance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 My 'friend' is a bit thick and doesn't know what you mean by Willie thorn.could you enlighten him please.he says thanks in advance Quorn. It was a vegetarian friendly training centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Would you mind if I PM'd you for some advice? yeah you can 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 My 'friend' is a bit thick and doesn't know what you mean by Willie thorn.could you enlighten him please.he says thanks in advance Adult reading material 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 My 'friend' is a bit thick and doesn't know what you mean by Willie thorn.could you enlighten him please.he says thanks in advance Quorn. It was a vegetarian friendly training centre. Ignore my last post. That's what it was. It was a Linda McCartney concentration camp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Lol.never heard that before.might have a wee fumble over Willie thorn tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Pandas. If you can't be arsed shagging when you've only got 2 days to reproduce then you kind of deserve to be facing extinction given the way nature and evolution tend to work regardless of what nasty humans are up to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 ... and that Rory McIlroy advert. Creepy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Pandas. If you can't be arsed shagging when you've only got 2 days to reproduce then you kind of deserve to be facing extinction given the way nature and evolution tend to work regardless of what nasty humans are up to. Their mating habits are a bizarre failure of evolution. The females are only in season for less than a week every year, yet in the wild the males and females live in separate habitats so the chances of them bumping into each other is unlikely. Then when you put them together in captivity they refuse to shag because they don't like people watching them (honestly, that's not a joke). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 That "captain" Morgan spiced advert with the shitty dub over, and c**t who still go around wearing Campus hoodies, they deserve a unannounced punch to the back of the head 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazzi Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I'm on my 6th day without any bowel movements, and this happens every 1-2 months. I think I have IBS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 If get it checked out, it could be something like ulcerative colitis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Just woke up to find that some absolute c**t has panned my drivers door window in on my car, tinks should be neutered at birth! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 2 things 1) my friends and I are going down to Manchester, so they set up a group on whatsapp for us to discuss everything. However this morning I awake to 200 messages sent, all saying stuff such as "Bets today" "don't put him on" and it's all between 2 people. Send the messages between each other for f**k sake. 2) the weather 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 People you see wearing the "Business traveller outfit" at the airport. You know them, brown shoes, jeans, white shirt and a canvas suit jacket (usually blue). Why? Whats wrong with it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 The new Pizza Hut advert ripping off Daft Punk. Their adverts are shite and their pizza's are shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I'm on my 6th day without any bowel movements, and this happens every 1-2 months. I think I have IBS. Incredibly Big Shite........when it comes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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