The_Kincardine Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Badly behaved weans in shops. I was in a supermarket the other day buying a bottle of wine. This mawwas there doing the same and had her 4ish years son and a toddler (in abuggy) with her. The 4 year old was running his hand down the row ofbottles and enjoying the clinking noise as the bottles knockedtogether. The conversation went like this:Maw: Don't do thatSon: Ignores herMaw: Please stop doing that - we have to leave soon.Son: Ignores herMaw: Please stop it. You may break a bottle.Son: Ignores herMe: You have been told 3 times to stop it. Now just listen to your mother.Son: Starts to greet.Maw: Turns beetroot, grabs son by the hand and bustles off in the opposite direction.When is it right to give another person's weans a telling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Badly behaved weans in shops. I was in a supermarket the other day buying a bottle of wine. This maw was there doing the same and had her 4ish years son and a toddler (in a buggy) with her. The 4 year old was running his hand down the row of bottles and enjoying the clinking noise as the bottles knocked together. The conversation went like this: Maw: Don't do that Son: Ignores her Maw: Please stop doing that - we have to leave soon. Son: Ignores her Maw: Please stop it. You may break a bottle. Son: Ignores her Me: You have been told 3 times to stop it. Now just listen to your mother. Son: Starts to greet. Maw: Turns beetroot, grabs son by the hand and bustles off in the opposite direction. When is it right to give another person's weans a telling? i'd have said to her that you would point out she hadn't stopped the wee c**t when she noticed and is due the shop money canny stand when folk don't control their bairns to avoid tantrums 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 This <br> nonsense is really starting to annoy me.<br /><br />Grrr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 F**king Ryanair. I need to take a flight and take my son (12 months old) with me. They want £30 to take him, but he has to sit on my lap, for a flight that will cost *me* £25 for a seat. ...and they won't let you just buy an extra adult ticket for an infant. So you pay more than an adult flight costs, *have* to put them on your lap, and don't even get any baggage allowance for them. FFS. This is fucking infuriating. When we were taking regular flights between London/Prestwick/Edinburgh and Stockholm with Ryanair and Easyjet I'd just lie about whichever wean was under 2 at the time and put him/her down as 11 or 12 (rather than 1 or 2) when I booked online. If they quibbled I'd claim I made a genuine typo and pointed to my receipt as evidence of payment. Obviously we still had to use the extended lap belt at take off and landing but we got a proper seat in-flight and I felt I got one over 'the system'! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Badly behaved weans in shops. <br /><br /><br />I was in a supermarket the other day buying a bottle of wine. This maw<br /><br />was there doing the same and had her 4ish years son and a toddler (in a<br /><br />buggy) with her. The 4 year old was running his hand down the row of<br /><br />bottles and enjoying the clinking noise as the bottles knocked<br /><br />together. The conversation went like this:<br /><br /><br />Maw: Don't do that<br /><br />Son: Ignores her<br /><br />Maw: Please stop doing that - we have to leave soon.<br /><br />Son: Ignores her<br /><br />Maw: Please stop it. You may break a bottle.<br /><br />Son: Ignores her<br /><br />Me: You have been told 3 times to stop it. Now just listen to your mother.<br /><br />Son: Starts to greet.<br /><br />Maw: Turns beetroot, grabs son by the hand and bustles off in the opposite direction.<br /><br /><br />When is it right to give another person's weans a telling?<br /><br /><br />Don't get me started, I nearly tripper over a wean in morrisons the other day, he was pushing Himself up and down the aisles on a wee skateboard. And where was the mother? Yep, Gabbing to another woman, totally unaware that her brat was whizzing around 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 F**king Ryanair. I need to take a flight and take my son (12 months old) with me. They want £30 to take him, but he has to sit on my lap, for a flight that will cost *me* £25 for a seat. ...and they won't let you just buy an extra adult ticket for an infant. So you pay more than an adult flight costs, *have* to put them on your lap, and don't even get any baggage allowance for them. FFS. This might cheer you up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Could you have got a flight for less than £55 with anyone else? No, but its more the principle of it---and not letting you just buy an extra adult fare is ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 OldCo muppets and some journalists on the radio and TV wanting to 'draw a line in the sand' in respect of the SPL decision. It's 'draw a line under it' you p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Toothache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Mental Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 You have absolutely no comprehension of the violence I'd love to inflict on folk who drive with their fog lamps on just because it's dark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 People that go "yessssssssssssssss" when quiz answers are being read out. You know the like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 The kronenberg advert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Driving home on 79th street having to cope with all the badly driven mum-mobiles (20 mph and miles back from the traffic just so they can catch every fucking red light) and the knob-goblins that need to jum across 2 or 3 lanes at the last minute to make their turn! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Andrew Dallas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Hangovers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 4 hours of unsaved Football Manager was lost when my laptop crashed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Folk that let there kids run around in restuarants, especially at breakfast time when people are walking about with hot drinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalmedieStag Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Hordes of kids on scooters, zipping about the paements like shit gangs of mods 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Bairns at Gayfield yesterday running around and playing "tig" instead of watching the game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalmedieStag Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Bairns at Gayfield yesterday running around and playing "tig" instead of watching the game At least they weren't laughing at it being called Gayfield.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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