doulikefish Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Got an sd card full of music that i put somewhere safe before i went away,yip cant find it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Females. Pure arsepeices. I blew off a curry with workmates to spend the night with my girlfriend. Got home and alls fine until she starts cooking and cuts her finger. In my nice guy mode I hunt for plasters without success before fashioning one out of kitchen roll and sellotape. A little bit of blood starts showing on the kitchen roll as it soaks it up so I get told it needs more, I disagree. Next thing I know she's saying I was taking the piss and claimed I told her to man up, when in fact all I had said was "nah". So now I've no food getting cooked and shes locked herself in the bedroom in a mood which is likely to last a few days, meaning any plans for a night out tomorrow will also be sabotaged and I'll likely have to sleep in the spare room. So aye, I agree 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I blew off a curry with workmates to spend the night with my girlfriend. Got home and alls fine until she starts cooking and cuts her finger. In my nice guy mode I hunt for plasters without success before fashioning one out of kitchen roll and sellotape. A little bit of blood starts showing on the kitchen roll as it soaks it up so I get told it needs more, I disagree. Next thing I know she's saying I was taking the piss and claimed I told her to man up, when in fact all I had said was "nah". So now I've no food getting cooked and shes locked herself in the bedroom in a mood which is likely to last a few days, meaning any plans for a night out tomorrow will also be sabotaged and I'll likely have to sleep in the spare room. So aye, I agree This sounds like a hugely toxic relationship. I would in no way put up with this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 This sounds like a hugely toxic relationship. I would in no way put up with this. We're actually an ok couple, and over the past two years we've barely argued except one big fight which was entirely my fault. I've literally no idea what brought this on though, and I'm too tired from work to make any effort to find out. I'm slightly more gutted I ate a pot noodle yesterday or I could've had it for my tea. Not sure what I'll eat now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 This sounds like a hugely toxic relationship. I would in no way put up with this. I was just thinking the same. I couldn't be bothered with diva-esque behaviour. Stories like this make me realise what a phenomenally easy life I have with regard to the wife. Yesterday I was at the darts all day and had her bank card - she never even noticed! I have to give ayrgirl due credit, she trusts me, rarely nags me and often traipses in the house at random times carrying a crate of beer for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I was just thinking the same. I couldn't be bothered with diva-esque behaviour. Stories like this make me realise what a phenomenally easy life I have with regard to the wife. Yesterday I was at the darts all day and had her bank card - she never even noticed! I have to give ayrgirl due credit, she trusts me, rarely nags me and often traipses in the house at random times carrying a crate of beer for me. Where do I get one of them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 (edited) On this website so Matty your gonna have the choice of princess of paradise or kara_hibee Choose wisely. My birds okay with everything I do, she does however have this annoying habit when I'm out of phoning me randomly to see how I am, and then phoning to make sure I get home okay. Edited March 29, 2013 by mizfit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 On this website so Matty your gonna have the choice of princess of paradise or kara_hibee Choose wisely. My birds okay with everything I do, she does however have this annoying habit when I'm out of phoning me randomly to see how I am, and then phoning to make sure I get home okay. Yeah. What is your bird doing caring about you. THE BITCH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Only thing my mrs does to piss me off is say "It's only a game" or "There's always next week" when Arbroath lose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Only thing my mrs does to piss me off is say "It's only a game" or "There's always next week" when Arbroath loseweekly basis then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Only thing my mrs does to piss me off is say "It's only a game" or "There's always next week" when Arbroath loseweekly basis then?Not as bad as it use to be.She did day it after we lost to Dumbarton in the playoffs. I was very upset with that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 She just wandered into the living room without looking at me before going to the kitchen and making herself tea. Baffling Anyway my struggle for food is over. I've unearthed some super noodles, a kitkat and some cans of cider. Meal of champions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 She just wandered into the living room without looking at me before going to the kitchen and making herself tea. Baffling Anyway my struggle for food is over. I've unearthed some super noodles, a kitkat and some cans of cider. Meal of champions Psycho bitch IMO. My missus used to be a pain in the arse for moaning at me for doing/not doing things. Over the years though, I seem to have broken her spirit, so she tends not to bother saying anything anymore if I go out and don't phone, or go away on a lads trip etc... Wear her down, Randomguy, then you'll have the bird you've always dreamed of! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 People who say 'breakfast' as if it's two different words. ... and when it comes to ovens, awe-ven rather than uh-vin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior_Coconut Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 (edited) She just wandered into the living room without looking at me before going to the kitchen and making herself tea. Baffling Anyway my struggle for food is over. I've unearthed some super noodles, a kitkat and some cans of cider. Meal of champions She was probably just hiding out in the bedroom until you finished off cooking the tea for her. She'll be seething now. Edited March 29, 2013 by Senior_Coconut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Psycho bitch IMO. My missus used to be a pain in the arse for moaning at me for doing/not doing things. Over the years though, I seem to have broken her spirit, so she tends not to bother saying anything anymore if I go out and don't phone, or go away on a lads trip etc... Wear her down, Randomguy, then you'll have the bird you've always dreamed of! I'll try. I've already got two years off wearing down worked into life. So I can now watch football, play FIFA/ Football manager or play football whenever I want without complaints She was probably just hiding out in the bedroom until you finished off cooking the tea for her. Nah she made her own tea. And I made made my own aswell. It's a sad state of affairs when a mans got to cook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Bloody hell guys. Some of us been married 3 times (so far), you're just so much a bunch of wet fannies "ooooh better not upset her" american sit-com-type-wet-twats! You're all whoever the wet c**t from Friends was that wanted to shag the one with the hair. Pussies! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Bloody hell guys. Some of us been married 3 times (so far), you're just so much a bunch of wet fannies "ooooh better not upset her" american sit-com-type-wet-twats! You're all whoever the wet c**t from Friends was that wanted to shag the one with the hair. Pussies! ^^^addicted to wedding cake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northsea80 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Bloody hell guys. Some of us been married 3 times (so far), you're just so much a bunch of wet fannies "ooooh better not upset her" american sit-com-type-wet-twats! You're all whoever the wet c**t from Friends was that wanted to shag the one with the hair. Pussies! Didn't the wet c**t from friends get married 3 times? Think that makes you more like him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Jealous much? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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