sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 No, it's the only way. She'll be inexperienced on boats. Have a few drinks each, shove her of the front and run her over as well. You can say she didn't realise how slippy it would be. Bob's your uncle. Let is know how you get on. Thanks......I didn't know Peter Sutcliffe had access to the internet in Prison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I was only joking, I utterly despise the "Feminist brigade" that say calling your girlfriend your burd is disrespectful while calling every man a pig. That type of woman needs a proper ride I hear you brother! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 She'll be inexperienced on boats. Don't be so sure, sounds to me like she can row with the best of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) Thanks......I didn't know Peter Sutcliffe had access to the internet in Prison. The first one is the hardest. It's shooty in after that.Funnily enough I was in Bradford last week. Edited September 7, 2013 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 The first one is the hardest. It's shooty into after that. Funnily enough I was in Bradford last week. Depends on how wild your nightmares to be honest, sometimes they can alter the whole experience 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Arseholes who take a full shopping basket or even a fucking trolley into the 15 items or less express checkouts and proceed to hold up the line. Been in Morrisons 5 times in the last 2 weeks and every time some cow or elderly person has been holding it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Boiled sweets should be banned. I just detest the noise of people eating them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Dog shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Dog shite. Just stood in some? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) Just stood in some? I did yesterday. It would have gave you the boke Edited September 7, 2013 by hoopy1967 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I did yesterday. It would have gave you the boke It's vile mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I hate homeless people who say ''Have a nice day'' after you ignore their pleas for small change. Yes, I will have a nice day. Your guilt-tripping attempts won't change this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I hate homeless people who say ''Have a nice day'' after you ignore their pleas for small change. Yes, I will have a nice day. Your guilt-tripping attempts won't change this. I tend to reply with: "I will.....and an even better night tucked up in bed" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I tend to reply with: "I will.....and an even better night tucked up in bed" Our days of being 'doss' are long-gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Wimmen getting ready for going out. Heading out for 20:30 they said. I was well within my rights to be sceptical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I tend to reply with: "I will.....and an even better night tucked up in bed" *Sharp intake of breath through teeth* Harsh but fair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Our days of being 'doss' are long-gone. Ah well, it was good while it lasted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I hate homeless people who say ''Have a nice day'' after you ignore their pleas for small change. Yes, I will have a nice day. Your guilt-tripping attempts won't change this. When in this position I look at them and say ' not today thanks' never get any grief. They appreciate the dialogue I suppose, obviously doesn't put money in their pocket, but it's up to me where I spend my money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Places that have a handle on a push door, WHY???? A metal plate to push is sufficient 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Places that have a handle on a push door, WHY???? A metal plate to push is sufficient "Power assisted doors" are worse in my opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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