lichtie23 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 People with neck tattoos, why would anyone think that's a good idea There are a few c***s in Arbroath with tattoo's round there eyes and across forehead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 It only applies to you if you drive a taxi, BMW, white van or if you have a job that involves wearing a suit. After driving on the M8 past Glasgow today, I would like to add middle-aged, grey-haired, bespectacled, pale-blue shirt wearing c***s driving grey Audi A4s with reg plates beginning with YK62 to this list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 ....they had flew all the way from China without notify me! No need to write in Chinese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 After driving on the M8 past Glasgow today, I would like to add middle-aged, grey-haired, bespectacled, pale-blue shirt wearing c***s driving grey Audi A4s with reg plates beginning with YK62 to this list. I also had the misfortune to drive through Glasgow today and would like to add to the list, all the c**ts who undertake on the M8. Luckily I always look before moving over to the left but plenty of people don't so it's dangerous as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I also had the misfortune to drive through Glasgow today and would like to add to the list, all the c**ts who undertake on the M8. Luckily I always look before moving over to the left but plenty of people don't so it's dangerous as f**k. Why shouldn't hearses use the M8? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Sorry Keithgy but UPS strike again. What now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) What now? Tamworth mate nae probs in G2. I have spent half the day on the phone to customers that are no happy. I love it mind when these fannys on 120k a year demand I get their parcel out of a facility with thousands of parcels. When I say no. They are gob smacked. Edited April 9, 2014 by capybara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Why shouldn't hearses use the M8? You've missed a word there. Must be old age. I see what you both did there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Tamworth mate nae probs in G2. I have spent half the day on the phone to customers that are no happy. I love it mind when these fannys on 120k a year demand I get their parcel out of a facility with thousands of parcels. When I say no. They are gob smacked. I had a parcel in my van today that was supposed to be going to Gloucester (G2) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 After driving on the M8 past Glasgow today, I would like to add middle-aged, grey-haired, c***s to this list. I wisnae anywhere near Glasgow today, honest.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Get a car like this to show em how it's done.. Ha ha, I've been in one of them. My father had one f*ckin years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Get a car like this to show em how it's done.. I bought an MG Midget last month and drove it home from Manchester. About a mile from where I bought it the indicators stopped working so I had to negotiate the unknown streets of residential Manchester and then the M60 ring road without them. It was a very unpleasant and scary experience. I was trying to recall the official accepted hand signals but my first attempt may have looked more like a nazi salute so I quickly aborted that idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 There are plenty drivers in Falkirk who's indicators are also broken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I had a parcel in my van today that was supposed to be going to Gloucester (G2)"Had" and "supposed" being the key words here. It's now in his shed with the hundred other mia parcels 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Can confirm that indicators in Sydney do work there just seems to be a time delay on them. They usually only start working after the vehicle has either started or completed it's manoeuvre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 A great bunch of lads. Is this the plot of a sitcom where you have to entertain your unexpected Chinese guests at the same time as your old grandad who hates the japs is in the house and you have to keep them apart? I wish, they we actually not that bad, but they kept on insisting they had arranged everything with a guy called "Peter" who is Thai....who the f**k is "Peter" It'snot really a usual name here TBH -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Can confirm that indicators in Sydney do work there just seems to be a time delay on them. They usually only start working after the vehicle has either started or completed it's manoeuvre. same as Musselburgh. Wondered where that came from. Only place in Edinburgh i have noticed manoeuvre signal mirror to be the norm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I also had the misfortune to drive through Glasgow today and would like to add to the list, all the c**ts who undertake on the M8. Luckily I always look before moving over to the left but plenty of people don't so it's dangerous as f**k. I agree the M8 can be lethal. However, it's also really badly designed. For example, it's practically the only motorway in Britain where you can both join and leave the carriageway in the fast lane. And considering the Highway Code states you should move to the far-left lane when not overtaking you're technically left in the situation where you join from Great Western Road in the fast lane, have to cross 4 lanes of traffic to get to the left lane, then cross back over 4 lanes of traffic to take the cut off for George Square. Madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 For me the worst part of the M8 is where the M80 merges,feckin hate that part of the road !! (the only saving grace is Im usually heading the royal infirmary way, so it's just a case of staying in the nearside lane ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 The M8 is great fun. Keeps you on your toes. you ain't wrong there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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