~~~ Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 No one laughed at how relevant or is or backed him up for using the latest forum patter. Backed me up? Are you serious,It's a Internet forum petal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Backed me up? Are you serious,It's a Internet forum petal. AWW SHEEEEEITTTT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 The surface of the M9 around Falkirk/Grangemouth. Nae wonder my tracking is out. It is like the surface of the moon. Why do we pay so much tax as motorists for so little investment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 It's the Kelpies. At night they come to life and have races up and down the M9, tearing up the tarmac with their giant Kelpie hooves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 (edited) It's been a while so I'll put 3 up; in no particular order I don't know if this is a female thing or if it's just my wife that does it, but going to T*sco and she picks up a basket. I'll ask if she would be better with a trolley to which she responds she's only in for a couple of things so won't need one. 15 minutes later she's struggling with the basket and I end up f*ck*ng carrying it Radio stations that play a song for a good 10 seconds before you find out it's an advert, normally some pish like "playing today's best music". Play the f*ck*ng music then! I don't see what purpose this serves. If it's a chorus or the middle of a song before an announcement then fair enough, but why start a song to do that?! The third one doesn't really GOMN, it just makes me laugh whenever it's said. It's an indirect way of saying the missus rules the roost IMO:- "Do you watch (insert pish show here)?" "I don't like it but my wife/girlfriend has it on so I have to sit n watch it." Aye right!! There's only 2 reason's for this. Either the guy is under the thumb or he secretly likes the programme. My wife watches pish like The Valleys and Geordie Shore and I have no problem avoiding that shite. I find it very hard to believe that in this day and age people don't have more than one tv in their houses Edited April 6, 2014 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 The supermarket basket overload scenario is a good one. Twas. Although the radio station one wasn't. My dead dad used to rail against commercial radio stations, wanting them banned. I used to think he was off his rocker. But as I get older, I see his point. They are, without a doubt, fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 This. I was in some posh English market town, very middle class when I saw a group of teenage girls from the local private school walking towards me. Immaculately dressed in a very smart school uniform, they were exceptionally pretty young girls aged about 16/17. However, as they got closer I realised it was just a stream of filth falling out of their mouths. I wonder if they've any idea how ugly it made them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Parents on trains who put headphones on to pretend their mutant isnt making a scene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Woke up this morning to find a massive crack across my phones screen, which means it's completely useless as i couldn't even turn the alarm off without having to take the battery out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 (edited) Woke up this morning to find a massive crack. Lol Edited April 6, 2014 by philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 People called mhairi or more specifically the parents of people called mhairi showing their complete ignorance of Gaelic. The name is Mairi. Mhairi is only used in the vocative case where the name needs to be lenited by adding the h. This is the same for Hamish but no one is called Hamish these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 People called mhairi or more specifically the parents of people called mhairi showing their complete ignorance of Gaelic. The name is Mairi. Mhairi is only used in the vocative case where the name needs to be lenited by adding the h. This is the same for Hamish but no one is called Hamish these days. My pal's wee boy is called Hamish. How am I supposed to believe the rest of your post when you got that so badly wrong? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I forgot about him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I forgot about him. Fair enough. People that call kids Mhairi are subhuman scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 What about her wedding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 What about her wedding? First song about a lesbian wedding. Step we gaily? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Step we gaily? ... On we go, Camel-toe on camel-toe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 ... On we go, Camel-toe on camel-toe. For shits and giggles, ah'm gonnae say no.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 People called mhairi or more specifically the parents of people called mhairi showing their complete ignorance of Gaelic. The name is Mairi. Mhairi is only used in the vocative case where the name needs to be lenited by adding the h. This is the same for Hamish but no one is called Hamish these days. I know two Hamishes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Adverts on TV for The Scottish Daily Star which shows English policemen wearing the traditional pointy bobbies hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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