Monster Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 "It's good, but it's not quite Carling" "Give me my pint before I stab you, you fucking arsehole As slogans go it's a bit misleading. How about: "It's good, so it's nothing like Carling"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 People who can't construct a sentence. The amount of texts or Facebook updates I see that are basically unreadable because they are just one long rambling mass of words with no punctuation! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Coming home from holiday to find someone has ran into the back of your car and fucked off isn't great 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Upside down flags/scarves When it's not immediately obvious e.g union jack then fair enough, but if it's got writing of otherwise clearly meant to be faced one way up then is it really that hard to check before holding it up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 The high-pitch screeching from the crowd on most WC football games when a team gets a good chance to score. Is this due to a massive increase in women in the crowd than you would get in domestic matches? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akredz Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 The crowd noise doing "the wave" when nothing is happening on the pitch. I'm always looking to see if someone has been halfed off the ball 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Last second goals costing you £70 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 The crowd noise doing "the wave" when nothing is happening on the pitch. I'm always looking to see if someone has been halfed off the ball You tend to get the stupid countdown to doing the wave as well. Just watch the f*cking game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I'm in France just now and I was hoping to watch the late world cup games on TV if I'm back when they're on but the French TV schedules I can find seem to suggest only one channel (Bien Sports) has them and it's a pay channel which the place I'm staying doesn't have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Can you not watch them on iplayer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 audio adverts on P&B. Get them tae f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I'm in France just now and I was hoping to watch the late world cup games on TV if I'm back when they're on but the French TV schedules I can find seem to suggest only one channel (Bien Sports) has them and it's a pay channel which the place I'm staying doesn't have. Some of the games are on TF1 if you can get that, Cameroon v Brazil for example 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Can you not watch them on iplayer? Can you watch live games on iplayer? To welshbairn, I do get TF1, saw that they had some games but couldn't see any on the schedule, so I'll have to keep an eye out, cheers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Can you watch live games on iplayer? You'll probably need a uk proxy to watch them, some of the expats on here should be able to help you with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I'm the only one of my household in the country and I'm having to wait for a delivery today (furniture). So it can't be left outside. The thing is, I've absolutely no idea when it's due to arrive, which not only means I've got to stay in all day until it arrives, I'm now paranoid the moment I go for my shower, the doorbell will ring!! Don't think the delivery men would be expecting that somehow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I'm the only one of my household in the country and I'm having to wait for a delivery today (furniture). So it can't be left outside. The thing is, I've absolutely no idea when it's due to arrive, which not only means I've got to stay in all day until it arrives, I'm now paranoid the moment I go for my shower, the doorbell will ring!! Don't think the delivery men would be expecting that somehow! You should have been given a 4 hr. window as a worst case scenario. You saying you've got the old "sometime between "9 & 6" patter ? That went out with the ark, shoorely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I'm the only one of my household in the country and I'm having to wait for a delivery today (furniture). So it can't be left outside. The thing is, I've absolutely no idea when it's due to arrive, which not only means I've got to stay in all day until it arrives, I'm now paranoid the moment I go for my shower, the doorbell will ring!! Don't think the delivery men would be expecting that somehow!I was waiting on a delivery recently, I was up and about in the house from just after 8, heard the postman walking down my drive with the mail, heard the window cleaner coming round, then I heard the bin lorry so went out to bring my wheely bin in & what's lying on the door-mat? A fuckin failed delivery notification card.The driver must have been lighter on his feet than Casper the friendly ghost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I was waiting on a delivery recently, I was up and about in the house from just after 8, heard the postman walking down my drive with the mail, heard the window cleaner coming round, then I heard the bin lorry so went out to bring my wheely bin in & what's lying on the door-mat? A fuckin failed delivery notification card. The driver must have been lighter on his feet than Casper the friendly ghost. They finally perfected they tomorrow's world jet packs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 You should have been given a 4 hr. window as a worst case scenario. You saying you've got the old "sometime between "9 & 6" patter ? That went out with the ark, shoorely. No I'm saying they didn't even say anything other than what day do you want it delivered and then basically hung up. As it turned out, it's arrived, I was in the shower and now it turns out my folks never told me it was flat pack. So that's my new PTTGOYN, I've now got to build a 3 piece suite and table for the conservatory! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 They finally perfected they tomorrow's world jet packs.or the driver had go-go gadget arms & never left his van... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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