BFTD Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Had a similar deal with a reclining arm chair. It had tab ends down the side of the cushions. Feck knows what the wifey would've considered 'dirty'.* * Teeing it up for any P&B'er who wants to take a shot at that one. We bought a used sofa in excellent condition years ago. Next day, the wife finds a shite-streaked pair of women's knickers stuffed down the side of the cushions She turns to me and says, "are these yours?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I genuinely don't think that heavy smokers realise how grotty their stuff becomes. I used to recycle old computer equipment, and picking stuff up from smokers homes was horrible. Monitors covered in a thick layer of browny-yellow nicotine grease that would rub off on your clothes and leave you feeling ill all day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Gordon Smith on SSN complaining we aren't spunking money trying to hump the English leagues leg by copying them using the vanishing foam No wonder we're all out of Europe. Sack the SPFL! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I genuinely don't think that heavy smokers realise how grotty their stuff becomes. I used to recycle old computer equipment, and picking stuff up from smokers homes was horrible. Monitors covered in a thick layer of browny-yellow nicotine grease that would rub off on your clothes and leave you feeling ill all day They don't. My mum and dad smoked when I was a kid (they've both stopped now) and I must have went to school absolutely stinking but didn't realise it. Now I can smell kids when they come into my classroom and it's obvious when they're coming from a smoking household. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 A barman last night seemingly thinking this was an acceptable pint of Guinness then going in a huff when I refused to pay for it. Kurt Cobain had more head on him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Fiona Phillips, she makes Michael J Fox look cured. Oh, and her dad was called Phillip, which makes me hate her grand parents as well, fuckin Phillip Phillips, what the f**k were they thinking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Fiona Phillips, she makes Michael J Fox look cured. Oh, and her dad was called Phillip, which makes me hate her grand parents as well, fuckin Phillip Phillips, what the f**k were they thinking? Just like Neville Neville (your face is a mess) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 What about the zoologists who named an entire species Gorilla Gorilla?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I was listening to the 5Live phone in 606 earlier. During the football I often tune in. They have a feature called 6 for 6 (or something very similar). The premise is that there are 6 callers who each have 6 seconds tosay their name, team and their point with Robbie Savage picking the best to have an extended chat with. The number of people who don't understand the concept is infuriating. So many of them, every single time, ramble and get cut off mid sentence. How difficult is ir to understand that you have 6 seconds to say 3 bits of information?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Football players who jump around claiming for a foul (usually hand ball) instead of playing on and keeping up with play. It's lazy and cowardly and I despise it. It's just the behaviour of shitebags who don't have the spirit to get on with things and who look for someone else to blame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Tyger Drew Honey's parents, Also he, I am annoyed by them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 My dads inability to remember Jonathan page's name. Nearly every time he mentions him he either forgets entirely or calls him price. He's played for us for over 6 months and it's a really easy name to remember/pronounce FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 People who wear trainers without any socks. Seriously, how can people do this?!?! Anklet socks perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 People in the office that can't be arsed tucking their shirt in. If you've gone to the trouble of ironing it why not tuck it in you fucks? Also, sunglasses. It's not sunny, it hasn't been all day and I see people wearing sunglasses. Absolute subhuman scum. I wear sunglasses most of the time tbh......I find the daylight glare hurts my eyes. <<< Sub human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Anklet socks perhaps? ^^^^ 26 year very attractive nurse allows boat owner to take her trainers off. Stay tuned folks, it's looking good for mid-November. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 ^^^^ 26 year very attractive nurse allows boat owner to take her trainers off.Stay tuned folks, it's looking good for mid-November. You know waaay too much about my private life Phoenix! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 ^^^^ 26 year very attractive nurse allows boat owner to take her trainers off.Stay tuned folks, it's looking good for mid-November. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 You know waaay too much about my private life Phoenix! I was young once as well, Captain Bird's Eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I was young once as well, Captain Bird's Eye. You don't know that much about me if you think I'm young mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 You don't know that much about me if you think I'm young mate! All things are relative, son. :-( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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