DAFC Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Gloves... lol I'm not singing that. One of the best posts ever that one, does the beboobeedoo guy still work beside him? Hopefully I'm on the right wavelength here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 lol I'm not singing that. One of the best posts ever that one, does the beboobeedoo guy still work beside him? Hopefully I'm on the right wavelength here. yep mate you got it, no idea who the original poster was (but I almost did a "McKee" & piss myself when I read it first time), a pars fan I think, from the "roasters you work with thread" iirc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 yep mate you got it, no idea who the original poster was (but I almost did a "McKee" & piss myself when I read it first time), a pars fan I think, from the "roasters you work with thread" iirc. It was ICTChris. It's in the Gold forum now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I was reading that very thread the other day. KONICHIWA! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 It was ICTChris. It's in the Gold forum now.thanks Mrs M, so it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 The woman who does the narration for Masterchef, India Fisher. Her voice is starting to drive me bonkers. She goes for sultry i'm guessing, but it's almost a whisper and she seems to talk in slow motion. Really starting to get on my tits. Her that narrates Great British Menu, however... In fact it's probably the same person. I have neither the energy or the interest to follow this paper trail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Gloves... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Having to turn the heating on in August. See also: people who complain about the weather. Is there a separate thread I/they can be confined to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 My PTTGOYN is people who watch shite on TV then have the nerve to come on here and complain about it. Fair do's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Carol Smilie and that Finish advert where she's "interviewing" folk washing their dishes. At least the demonstrable downward path of her career is amusing. What I cannot forgive is the use in the advert - and even on the packaging of the product itself - of the phrase "less chemicals". It's FEWER. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 When folk do the "Guess how much...", "How old do you think...", "How long do you think it took..." and wait for you to have a guess, when in all honesty you can't be f£cked guessing, you'd rather they just told you and you could move on. Then they get pissy if you make it quite obvious you don't want to guess you just want facts! It happened to me yesterday. I was brushing my teeth and my missus came in and asked me to guess how much money Mr A. had given Mr and Miss B. as a wedding present. With a mouthful of toothpaste I try and say "Dunno, how much?" She's not happy with this and continues to push me to guess. I eventually crack and with slevvers of Oral B running down my chin and dripping onto my work clothes I manage to spray a mint smelling sentence shouting "£500?!?!" At which point she looks at me as if I'm a complete f&cking lunatic at making such a stupid guesstimate. "Eh naw, £300". I then get to spit out my toothpaste and go back to the livingroom with an obvious raging demeanour and she says the 5 words that can send any peace loving person into a seething mess - "What's the mater wae you?!" Unbelievable! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 When folk do the "Guess how much...", "How old do you think...", "How long do you think it took..." and wait for you to have a guess, when in all honesty you can't be f£cked guessing, you'd rather they just told you and you could move on. Then they get pissy if you make it quite obvious you don't want to guess you just want facts! Fucking hell, my son does this. He's only young, and thinks the idea is to make the person guess the exact answer, and won't tell you until you get it right. "Hey dad, guess which room in the house is on fire?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Hipsters with their oversized fashion headphones. Airports full of them. You're not cool, and you have ben ripped off for headphones that provide poor sound quality. Twats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Hipsters with their oversized fashion headphones. Airports full of them. You're not cool, and you have ben ripped off for headphones that provide poor sound quality. Twats. Stumbled upon a display of those things a while back - kudos to the retailers for managing to sell them at those prices 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Yes/No vote threads. As long as my bins still get collected I could not give a monkeys chuff as to who wins or loses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Hipsters with their oversized fashion headphones. Airports full of them. You're not cool, and you have ben ripped off for headphones that provide poor sound quality. Twats. Any excuse to play this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I've already activated Sky Sports 5. Why the f**k do I still have a wee thing in the bottom corner telling me to do it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I've already activated Sky Sports 5. Why the f**k do I still have a wee thing in the bottom corner telling me to do it? It's a reminder that you have too much disposable income. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 It's a reminder that you have too much disposable income. I reckon he's loaded and forgotten to close the toilet window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Any excuse to play this. Just bought a single gear bike. I had no idea what it meant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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