sjc Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I heard a mother saying to her hyperactive wee boy, who was running about looking for high fives, "how aboot i high five yer face?" in Govan Asda. Tbf, the wee guy shut up. At least that's slightly amusing......the other was just a downright threat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I once heard a young mum telling her toddler to "stop running around or I'll break your jaw" in the Maryhill Tesco's! It's not often I'm speechless! Tesco's, aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Tesco's, aye? yeh......it was the one in the Maryhill Centre at the top of Garrioch Road.......was back in 1998 though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 However, the chances of me of getting anything done this afternoon are sweet fanny adams. I need to fill my mind with something else for the next 4 or so hours. I'm the same mozza. Off work today and just winding down for the w/e since I'm off tomorrow. Amuse yourself with this: http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/ (I realise this was posted before, but I never completed the b*****d). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I'm the same mozza. Off work today and just winding down for the w/e since I'm off tomorrow. Amuse yourself with this: http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/ (I realise this was posted before, but I never completed the b*****d). You unspeakable b*****d. I had finally forgotten about that. The number of times I reached 1024. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 You unspeakable b*****d. I had finally forgotten about that. The number of times I reached 1024. Chortle. And FUCKITY f**k f**k f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 That 2048 game is now available as a free Android app. I managed 2048 a couple of times on it before I deleted it because I realised I hadn't had a human interaction in about 3 days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 On one of the talk radio stations this morning there was a discussion about the R&A vote on admitting women. Things were going well until a chinless arsehole comes on bemoaning that men need somewhere to go to get away from women, he then enlightened the audience with this gem, 'after all, women can go to the hairdressers or a convent if they require to be with their like' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Reason to be cheerful surely? A bit of both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I more mean it when they are trying to bond with deist ant relatives or when they are 5th cousins etc and want to build a rapport. It just confuses those of us with genuine cousins. Don't like people calling their parents friends uncles or step brothers and sisters brothers and sisters and missing out the step part, i don't like it as i have brothers and sisters that aren't step brothers and sisters and it annoys me I'd quite like to meet with these ant relatives that believe that the universe was created and abandoned by God. Would be interesting to hear their views. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I'd quite like to meet with these ant relatives that believe that the universe was created and abandoned by God. Would be interesting to hear their views. Quite like? You should be far more adamant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Quite like? You should be far more adamant. They might think that a bit antagonistic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 They might think that a bit antagonistic. You mean like a rant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 You mean like a rant? Or a Tyrant.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Or a Tyrant.. Ya cant, I never thought of that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Ya cant, I never thought of that one. So your not an Elephant... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 So your not an Elephant... No but I do have a nose for things, a bit like an Anteater 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Kay Burley is wearing a top that is see-through on camera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Kay Burley is wearing a top that is see-through on camera. You made me look ya c**t. She's still a vacuous hacket c**t. BTW, don't do that again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Kay Burley is wearing a top that is see-through on camera. Could Sky Naked News be coming soon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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