weirdcal Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Personally, I'm hiding under the duvet. with some wine and lube at the ready? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Poured paint stripper over it,keyed it and jumped on the roof. Possible suspect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 with some wine and lube at the ready? Anything for you, big boy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My mate has my phone so panic over. It's insane how losing your phone can make you feel and how seemingly everything comes to a standstill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My dog has farted, it's so bad I can taste it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My mate has my phone so panic over. It's insane how losing your phone can make you feel and how seemingly everything comes to a standstill. Mrs P took her phone swimming on Friday. It drowned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My dog has farted, it's so bad I can taste it. That's what you get for rimming your dug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My dog has farted, it's so bad I can taste it. ^^^ doing dogging wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I knew this would fucking happen, I should have been clearer, it is the miasma..............never mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I had a large "cafe caramella" at costa today at around 2pm. It finally wore off around 6pm. Never again. I'm usually ok with coffee as well. Had to stop the car and go for a walk around the shops at fort kinnaird to try and shake it off a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I had a large "cafe caramella" at costa today at around 2pm. It finally wore off around 6pm. Never again. I'm usually ok with coffee as well. Had to stop the car and go for a walk around the shops at fort kinnaird to try and shake it off a bit. Is FK a popular dogging area? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I seen plenty dogs walking out of sports direct.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I seen plenty dogs walking out of sports direct.... saw - unless you've missed out the word "to" ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Gonnae put money on one of the following... He isn't insured and taxed. He was over the limit or high He didn't have a licence The car is stolen The car is wanted for a crime The car isn't paid for Either way their was no way he was waiting on you phoning the polis. Keep us up to speed Mrs M. The car is definitely insured and registered to someone, though whether it was the person driving at the time is unknown. He can easily say it was someone else driving at the time or, because there's no other witnesses (plenty of people about but no one else was likely to stop either) say nothing happened at all if he so chose to. That's the annoying thing. He could have stopped, seen everything was fine other than a bit of cosmetic damage and gone about his day and nothing else would have been said. He didn't stop and therefore, he's a w**k. I know fine nothing will come of it but if a visit from the local plod at least makes him think twice, that'll do for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 It's clear Mumsnet are targeting us. The question is, what are we going to do about it?!? Personally, I'm hiding under the duvet. Bring them the f**k on. Moody bitches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Some complete shitebag drove into the back of my car yesterday and drove off - though not fast enough because I managed to get his registration number. However, in spite of how busy it was, I don't have any witnesses and he's hardly going to be stupid enough to admit to it. I'm fine and the car has a few scratches to the rear bumper but nothing more serious and I gave the details to the police anyway but it's still fucking annoying that he didn't at least stop and check everything was Ok. You have my sympathies, last Christmas a neighbour told me that a person that was visiting a house down the street had reversed into the front of my car. To cut a long story short, I approached the guy, he denied it and to make matters worse there was not a fucking mark on his car, I told him that there was a witness, he replied that it was her word against his then he fucked off to have his meal. I honestly felt like taking a sledgehammer to his motor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 The car is definitely insured and registered to someone, though whether it was the person driving at the time is unknown. He can easily say it was someone else driving at the time or, because there's no other witnesses (plenty of people about but no one else was likely to stop either) say nothing happened at all if he so chose to. That's the annoying thing. He could have stopped, seen everything was fine other than a bit of cosmetic damage and gone about his day and nothing else would have been said. He didn't stop and therefore, he's a w**k. I know fine nothing will come of it but if a visit from the local plod at least makes him think twice, that'll do for me. If he does say someone else was driving it would you volunteer to be the 1 who says yeah I hit the woman and bolted from the scene? I'm not so sure he will try the 'what accident' patter. The polis aren't stupid and would see right through him. You said you have minor cosmetic scratches and I bet he does too. If he went down this route the polis will assume he wasn't sober at the time and was buying time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 You have my sympathies, last Christmas a neighbour told me that a person that was visiting a house down the street had reversed into the front of my car. To cut a long story short, I approached the guy, he denied it and to make matters worse there was not a fucking mark on his car, I told him that there was a witness, he replied that it was her word against his then he fucked off to have his meal. I honestly felt like taking a sledgehammer to his motor. Any damage to your car? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My dog has farted, it's so bad I can taste it. I just spat my juice out laughing at this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Any damage to your car? Aye, a broken light and a ding in the bumper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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