~~~ Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 have to go to a Halloween party next week even though I hate dressing up and can't be bothered mingling with people who I have nothing in common with. I'm seriously considering throwing myself down the stairs just as we're ready to leave the house. Only an idiot would purposely hurt himself to get out of a social gathering. Push her down the stairs instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Only an idiot would purposely hurt himself to get out of a social gathering. Push her down the stairs instead. man up n tell her yer no minglin wae her fannies of pals. Balls in your court 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) You could re-enact a lovely scene from American Psycho after having spotted the biggest douchebag at the party. It would be guaranteed to liven up the evening and make you incredibly popular. I've always called called that film 'Pie & Bovril the Movie' but it's only now that I've watched another clip that I've noticed the line "I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace..." to go with all the other stolen lines or gifs. Edited October 22, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Just finishing a fairly straight forward stress free nightshift when someone from day shift came in and started his Pish about how nightshift do nothing. He does it every morning and nobody gives him the time of day but I just couldn't be arsed with it today and told him where to go. He muttered something under his breath and I ignored him and starting walking away and then heard him mutter something again so I turned around and told him I'd rip his face off if he started his shite again. He shut up and wandered off. Fully expecting a meeting with management tonight when I get in. Sacked in the.....evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 The dark morning. I struggle to get out of bed when it's pitch black outside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Reynard on the politics forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I will no longer receive freebies from Chelsea as my mates 'uncle' has announced he is leaving his role. Bill Clinton's resigned as UN Special Envoy to Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Just finishing a fairly straight forward stress free nightshift when someone from day shift came in and started his Pish about how nightshift do nothing. He does it every morning and nobody gives him the time of day but I just couldn't be arsed with it today and told him where to go. He muttered something under his breath and I ignored him and starting walking away and then heard him mutter something again so I turned around and told him I'd rip his face off if he started his shite again. He shut up and wandered off. Fully expecting a meeting with management tonight when I get in. Sacked in the.....evening. Alternatively, a promotion, depending on how well he's liked. If he is liked, make good on your threat, wear it, and turn up for his shift. What have you got to lose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Just finishing a fairly straight forward stress free nightshift when someone from day shift came in and started his Pish about how nightshift do nothing. He does it every morning and nobody gives him the time of day but I just couldn't be arsed with it today and told him where to go. He muttered something under his breath and I ignored him and starting walking away and then heard him mutter something again so I turned around and told him I'd rip his face off if he started his shite again. He shut up and wandered off. Fully expecting a meeting with management tonight when I get in. Sacked in the.....evening. I guess you don't work in the same place as me then. Cos the nightshift never do anything, and when they do, they make an arse of it and it's left for the dayshift to deal with it. Makes it even worse cos they don't have to deal with the customer complaints on the phones, usually about the sh*t the nightshift staff create!! Edited October 23, 2014 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I guess you don't work in the same place as me then. Cos the nightshift never do anything, and when they do, they make an arse of it and it's left for the dayshift to deal with it. Makes it even worse cos they don't have to deal with the customer complaints on the phones, usually about the sh*t the nightshift staff create!! How's your face tonight, Iain? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 How's your face tonight, Iain? Fine so far, but I'll be watching my back when I go in tomorrow morning... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I guess you don't work in the same place as me then. Cos the nightshift never do anything, and when they do, they make an arse of it and it's left for the dayshift to deal with it. Makes it even worse cos they don't have to deal with the customer complaints on the phones, usually about the sh*t the nightshift staff create!!I am just on nightshift on a temporary basis because they were struggling for numbers and I needed the extra money. Saturday is my last night. I used to be under the impression that the nightshift did hee haw but I don't think that now. I work in a supermarket so it's hardly hard work but there is a lot of work to do every night and the managers are under a lot of pressure to get it done. Usually there is 6 boys on each night but there was only 3 of us last night and it was panic stations from the first minute. Anyway the guy that I was raging at this morning found me on facebook and said sorry and said he didn't want any conflict at work. Absolute bell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 People that take advantage of you, to help them out, then f**k off and are totally cunty about it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 What is the fucking point of adding traffic lights to roundabouts ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 What is the fucking point of adding traffic lights to roundabouts ?? So you can get on it when there's a constant flow of traffic from the right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 People that take advantage of you, to help them out, then f**k off and are totally cunty about it That's everyone, isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 What is the fucking point of adding traffic lights to roundabouts ?? Always seemed to me like an admission that there's too much traffic on that stretch of road. Stopgap measure until there's money to spend on a better solution, I guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Dentist took one look at my tooth/abscess yesterday and said "Do you need to go back to work today and tomorrow?". What the f**k is that supposed to mean? Anyway, I said yes so he's invited me back next Tuesday. Apparently the root of the tooth has curled back in on itself. Better not be a marathon man scenario. Dentist was hitting you up for a long weekend in Soho IMO. Poor guy must have thought he'd... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...pulled. Srsly: I haven't had an abscess since I was a wee person, but I remember enough to give you all my sympathy. When it was being drained, I cried like...well, a wee person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Easy solution. Quicker and cheaper:- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 The clocks go back tomorrow and I'm working from 4pm-7am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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