rustyarabnuts Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 ward staff not confirming that you completed a bank shift therefore no pay today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Hermes delivery trying to claim a package was delivered to me at 7:45 tonight. Funny I was sitting here, don't remember the doorbell ringing, being handed the package and signing for it. Wankers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Two fat ladies would probably do better than some goalies. Try getting the ball past them. I remember when goalies dressed like that. I remember when goalies used to be as fat as that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 It looks like Goram is holding a small tub of ice cream with a wooden eating stick stuck in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 It looks like Goram is holding a small tub of ice cream with a wooden eating stick stuck in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 It looks like Goram is holding a small tub of ice cream with a wooden eating stick stuck in it. It looks like Goram is holding a small tub of ice cream with a wooden eating stick stuck in it. One post for each Andy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) Jim Leighton looks unimpressed at what he's seeing, which is clearly a shit ground and no fans... Edited December 13, 2014 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 The mods are in on it. They are in league with the Bacon Lobby. They are Bacon Sympathisers who want to cover up the truth. I bet they're all chewing on Horse Bacon right now. This isn't the last of this matter. The truth will out. I won't be stopped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 ABOD ( Apprentice boys of Derry ), I looked it up. Marching up and down the road in the pishin rain banging drum and tootling daft wee flutes! Wallopers every one! There's not even any walls round about that need f*ckin guarding!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Pubs with fucking toilets down 2 flights of stairs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Pubs with fucking toilets down 2 flights of stairsWalk with a limp and use the disabled lavvy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Walk with a limp and use the disabled lavvy. Top tip that. Might give it a go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Fucking toilets as opposed to pishing and shiting toilets? Yes. Also pubs that have only the piss water that is Carling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Walk with a limp and use the disabled lavvy. The type of establishment he frequents that would be the spittoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Your 1st Goalscorer choice, not scoring first but second!! GTF Cazorla!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Just write Jesus after it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Inverness Shitehole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 People who put cases on the seat beside them on a busy train 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Doing just one night shift and adjusting during afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Yes. Also pubs that have only the piss water that is Carling. Probably why they have the toilets downstairs beside the cellar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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