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So you did get two metres; one on each roll.

Yip - it was labelled as "2 x 2m" but both rolls only had a meter on them ... luckily I had a gift bag at hand for the last present.

In my capacity as a grumpy old man I raised it as a topic of conversation during a recent visit from a relative who said they'd also bought Next paper that turned out to only be a meter long.

Bunch of c'nts !!

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You doing some last minute shopping?

LoL

No, trying to get into the petrol station and being in a queue for ten mins after being stuck behind the most careful driver in the world breaking at every junction despite no cars around on the way.

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I'd heard there are folk on Facebook offering to wrap your presents for you for a fee.

It's the entrepreneurial spirit though - there were folk offering plastic shopping bags from Tesco for 3p on e-bay just after the 5p charge came in.

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I was wondering if anyone could help me find the start of my sellotape? I've been running my thumb nail around the roll non-stop for about the last 20 mins but it appears to be one continuous strip. Despite the fact I had used it 2 mins before.

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I was wondering if anyone could help me find the start of my sellotape? I've been running my thumb nail around the roll non-stop for about the last 20 mins but it appears to be one continuous strip. Despite the fact I had used it 2 mins before.

Put it in the freezer for 5 minutes and the end will magically become erect.

It would be funny if this actually works!

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