19QOS19 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I delivered a xmas tree to someone today!!!!! Probably as cheap now as they'll get. They'll likely have their xmas shopping done for next year by the end of January. I wish I had the money spare to be able to do that tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 James Corden OBE Surely makes it official that there is no God. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Never try fucking about with a melting candle. I did this earlier and ended up with wax all over a Christmas top, my hands and face, I looked like the Singing fucking Detective. My eye still fucking nips. I presume nobody's mentioned the least-sexy scene in movie history because they've blocked it from their collective memories. You're welcome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I delivered a xmas tree to someone today!!!!! 3 weeks late. I'm no using your firm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 This!! I'd quite frankly rather sit in the house watching the awful Only an Excuse episode and drink a beer, than go out. Alas as it is I'm having to go around a flat party, then come midnight watch as a whole bunch of couples love up and I ponder once again why I'm all alone in this world*. Still I'm gonna get absolutely wandered so I don't care. *ain't exactly true, I'm being melodramatic! *may Just throw your key in and pretend you're here with the other half. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Charlie Flynn the boxer's 'patter'. I can't stand the boy. He's in my work a lot for all these sports dinners and he's just a wee ned who happens to be good at punching people in the face. I understand it's part of his persona, and I guess if you're boxing you don't need to come across as a complete gentleman, but he should at least try to speak like he's an actual person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 People moaning about "having to do something for New Year." No you don't, if you'd rather sit in then sit in. Greeting faced rats. I can't speak for other posters on this, but for my part it's an event being thrown by my wife's family. I could, of course, steadfastly refuse to go as I fancy a quiet night, but sometimes one must put one's own personal preferences to one side in order to appease a loved one. It's all part of being a considerate fellow, ken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I won't be going further than five steps from a toilet, I'm on my third emptying and fear a fourth will see me inside out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I can't speak for other posters on this, but for my part it's an event being thrown by my wife's family. I could, of course, steadfastly refuse to go as I fancy a quiet night, but sometimes one must put one's own personal preferences to one side in order to appease a loved one. It's all part of being a considerate fellow, ken. I'm guessing you'll get the thing she rarely does, but not the thing she never does. Best of luck though, we'll have our fingers crossed for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I won't be going further than five steps from a toilet, I'm on my third emptying and fear a fourth will see me inside out. From which end? Why am I asking this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 From which end? Why am I asking this? From my arse which is glowing, I checked google and it says the prescribed method of cooling it down is to take a dip in Barrymore's swimming pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I can't speak for other posters on this, but for my part it's an event being thrown by my wife's family. I could, of course, steadfastly refuse to go as I fancy a quiet night, but sometimes one must put one's own personal preferences to one side in order to appease a loved one. It's all part of being a considerate fellow, ken. That's a bit similar to the invites thing you posted the other week. You need to go out, get a 'no more Mr Nice Guy' tattoo and start being a bit more of a selfish c**t imvho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Boiler has a leak which probably can't be fixed due to its age. Heating and hot water switched off until someone can look at it on Monday. Looking likely we will need a new one, an expense we could do without. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 He needs to stop being a fellowken. Whatever the f**k that is. Yeah, exactly. Whatever the f**k that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 That's a bit similar to the invites thing you posted the other week. You need to go out, get a 'no more Mr Nice Guy' tattoo and start being a bit more of a selfish c**t imvho. I'm covered in tats and actually a bit of a c**t, just have a blind spot where my wife's concerned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 After my RTBC yesterday of flying off to Oz today, my PTTGOYN is that I've woken up today with an absolute brammer of a sore throat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 After my RTBC yesterday of flying off to Oz today, my PTTGOYN is that I've woken up today with an absolute brammer of a sore throat.The man from 'Emirates'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Rice Half Chips Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Doesn't "September 1939" make it pretty clear its history? Yeah, I kinda know that it's history, my gripe is narrators describing it in the present tense, as if it's happening right now, in order to make it sound more "dramatic" and less like "boring history". It's basically dumbing down of history to appeal to a wider audience. If you did it in a history essay in uni you'd get slaughtered for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 People who comment on statuses from days ago on Facebook. Why don't you f**k Off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Gabby Gammon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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