BFTD Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 One of my molars finally fell apart a year or two back, but the dentist managed to salvage the remains after three attempts. The annoying thing is that the reformed tooth catches food between it and the next one in; first time I've ever had food get stuck between my teeth, and it's driving me mental. Even worse - the edge is quite sharp, so it shreds any floss that goes near it. Finally decided to whinge about this because my overgrown moustache somehow just got caught in the crevice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Waiting on your Mrs getting ready so you can go out for dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Morton being shite again. Dunfermline doing me out of £50. Happy New Year! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Dumbarton playing cracking but still losing to Der ***. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Morton being shite again. Dunfermline doing me out of £50. Happy New Year! Serves you right for betting on the Pars. Just what did you think would happen?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Serves you right for betting on the Pars. Just what did you think would happen?! Oh, I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 People with a massive squint. Fck off ya stupid looking fandans. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Whose crevice? Mine. I told you, it's a long moustache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Waiting on a takeaway. Does my head in. Waiting on your Mrs getting ready so you can go out for dinner. 1. Leave Miley's missus alone, Bert; he's suffered enough. 2. Both problems solved in one easy comic strip. (don't click on that, BTW; definitely not suitable for public consumption) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Jimmy Bullard on MOTD, he looks like a fucking pikey tramp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Jimmy Bullard on MOTD, he looks like a fucking pikey tramp. Papal forest defecation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longrifle Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Jimmy Bullard on MOTD, he looks like a fucking pikey tramp. That's cos he is a fucking tramp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Waiting on your Mrs getting ready so you can go out for dinner. Playstation/sky sports and beer. Thats what this time is for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 (edited) For some reason my bank (Clydesdale Bank) seem to have locked access to my credit card for online purchases, but I can still use it out and about. Can't even speak to someone about it until tomorrow. Pain in the arse. Edited January 4, 2015 by Gaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 People with a massive squint. Fck off ya stupid looking fandans. are you looking at me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 As if the first day back to work after 4 weeks off wasn't bad enough. Two car collision means traffic gridlock and a 15min bus journey has so far taken 90 mins and I'm still no where near my destination 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 As if the first day back to work after 4 weeks off wasn't bad enough. Two car collision means traffic gridlock and a 15min bus journey has so far taken 90 mins and I'm still no where near my destination You'll have to give morning smoko a miss! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Just give Barbie another shrimp or whatever it is you upside down weirdos do and it'll be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Just give Barbie another shrimp or whatever it is you upside down weirdos do and it'll be fine. I think she's more partial to prawns! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Hot Cross Buns on sale in Coles supermarket already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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