Swarley Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Old people and computers. They are too complex for you so so using them and go back to reading your newspapers and books 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Old people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I was taking the wife up the community centre. Gets about a bit does she, the wife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Are you having In Law troubles Swarley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Are you having In Law troubles Swarley?How could you tell? They are lovely people but when people stay with you for an extended period of time then all their little quirks and habits begin to grate on your sole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 grate on your sole. are they getting under your feet then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 How could you tell? They are lovely people but when people stay with you for an extended period of time then all their little quirks and habits begin to grate on your sole. My mother in law said to me, 'you hated me from the moment that we met, why was that?' I told her that it saved time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Old people and cups of tea. One as soon as they wake up, another an hour later with breakfast, one at lunch, one at 3pm, another about 7pm and a final one for the road before bed. No wonder incontinence is common in the elderly 6 cups of tea a day? Fucking lightweights. I need that before I can leave the house in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 How could you tell? They are lovely people but when people stay with you for an extended period of time then all their little quirks and habits begin to grate on your sole. My outlaws (ha!) stayed for a week after the bairn was born and were meant to be helping out, cleaning after said child and relatives was rather annoying. Couldn't fill / empty the dishwasher but can stack dirty dishes in the sink. The kitchen light was never turned off, just down. Any time the wee man needed fed or cleaned he was passed straight back. Wouldn't make themselves tea / coffee despite being told we don't mind if they help themselves. Quite frankly it was more a hindrance than a help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 My outlaws (ha!) stayed for a week after the bairn was born and were meant to be helping out, cleaning after said child and relatives was rather annoying. Couldn't fill / empty the dishwasher but can stack dirty dishes in the sink. The kitchen light was never turned off, just down. Any time the wee man needed fed or cleaned he was passed straight back. Wouldn't make themselves tea / coffee despite being told we don't mind if they help themselves. Quite frankly it was more a hindrance than a help. Ooh, the stories I could tell. Sadly, the wife has a P&B account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 (edited) Ooh, the stories I could tell. Sadly, the wife has a P&B account. SparklingBrook? Edited February 18, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Is it to be a requirement to be an indecipherable teuchter to read the news on BBC Radio Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I think she's Canadian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 HMRC. Apparently I made an extra £5K during the tax year of 2012/13 and owe roughly £660 extra in tax. I wouldn't mind, only I didn't earn that money. Decided to phone up to resolve it, but was beaten to submission by the incredibly annoying "wait" jingle. Funny that. Exactly the same happened to me and someone else I know. Phoned up, persevered and ended up with a new tax notice reducing it from £5k to £200. HMRC at it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Incidentally, HMRC use voice recognition on their phones. Guess who spent two minutes shouting "ELEVEN" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Is it to be a requirement to be an indecipherable teuchter to read the news on BBC Radio Scotland? To thieve someone far funnier than I's patter: Teuchters gonna teuch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Is it to be a requirement to be an indecipherable teuchter to read the news on BBC Radio Scotland? You mean BBC Glasgow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 People with hand or neck tattoos They look terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 People with hand or neck tattoos They look terrible. I love a sweeping generalisation. Celtic fans are all c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I love a sweeping generalisation. Celtic fans are all c***s. lol wut? Every time I see someone with either, I think they look terrible. In what was is that a generalisation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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