Gaz Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Unfortunately I don't have it, Gogo's the man for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Unfortunately I don't have it, Gogo's the man for that. It was too big a file( joke in there somewhere) to send via phone, so he's going to get it uploaded and send it via the medium of the internet B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 People who promise to ring you but don't leaving you not knowing what's happening! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Shoe laces that snap. You are busy pulling them tight then 'snap' and you fall back.Gets me every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 People who promise to ring you but don't leaving you not knowing what's happening! And then when you snap and finally phone therm, find that they've changed your plans without having the courtesy to tell you until now. That's my access night gone for a burton this week and next! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wug Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I don't know if you can even just count this as petty as it's sore as f**k: when you're slipping a boot off of one foot using the toes of your other foot and then the boot comes off and your heel goes smashing right into your shin! FUCKING OUCH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I don't know if you can even just count this as petty as it's sore as f**k: when you're slipping a boot off of one foot using the toes of your other foot and then the boot comes off and your heel goes smashing right into your shin! FUCKING OUCH! Sorry, but.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wug Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Sorry, but.... Aye, laugh all you want. Your cards are marked son 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Theres a ridiculous number of sirens going off at the moment! Has there been a murder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Theres a ridiculous number of sirens going off at the moment! Has there been a murder? If you don't post for a while, we'll know where you are 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Lay on the bed for a minute while p&b was loading up (page seemed to have frozen) and fell asleep for approx 3 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Idiots in supermarkets who abandon their trolleys in the middle of the aisle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Idiots in supermarkets who abandon their trolleys in the middle of the aisle That's an ideal chance to lace their trolley with commedy items. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 That's an ideal chance to lace their trolley with commedy items. Sounds like a plan for the next time. If it's a bald old guy, i'l put some shampoo in his trolley. LOL! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Sounds like a plan for the next time. If it's a bald old guy, i'l put some shampoo in his trolley. LOL! Condoms in an old person's trolley is the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 b*****ds. I have no need for shampoo or condoms. That'll be slug repellant and tampax in your respective trolleys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 That'll be slug repellant and tampax in your respective trolleys. But none of those would cause embarassment to the trolley owner. You've not got the hang of this lark auld yin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 b*****ds.I have no need for shampoo or condoms. That'll be slug repellant and tampax in your respective trolleys. And when you find that the first two are replaced by the last two on your weekly shopping list...you KNOW you've made it in life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 But none of those would cause embarassment to the trolley owner. You've not got the hang of this lark auld yin. Think I'll just accept defeat gracefullly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest God is a bairn Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I like to think that he sets them down next to the lake on a bed of dandelions or something like that, the water gently rippling over the old shopping trollies at the edge, just to set the mood. did a f**k - she was biffed against the wall just down from the flats B) ohh i have some more delights of her which include her boucing up and down on a vibrator 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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