Lisa Cuddy Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) Lorry drivers overtaking other lorries on motorways. They always seem to do it at stretches where the motorway goes up an incline, meaning the manoeuvre takes about ten minutes to complete.This. Exactly this a couple of hours ago on the M74. c***s.Also, I've never paid £25 for a packet of facial wipes in my entire life. What complete bollocks. Edited May 24, 2015 by Mrs M 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Dodds Dads Dead Dog Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Batwing on a hot summers day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 At what point did she realise this? When we reached her car at Aviemore and she raked through her bag. Both suicide and homicide crossed my mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 This happened to my car this morning. Great start to the week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 This happened to my car this morning. Great start to the week. Take it to the garage at 4:57pm. P&B will explode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 People that call circles roundabouts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 On a course in Aberdeen today, and the trainer asked where everyone was from. After telling him I was from Dumfries, he then replied 'ah down in the borders' Utter morons with no grasp of simple geography, deserve to be flayed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 This happened to my car this morning. Great start to the week. Happened on my old car Cost me feck all, £30 or so 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 On a course in Aberdeen today, and the trainer asked where everyone was from. After telling him I was from Dumfries, he then replied 'ah down in the borders' Utter morons with no grasp of simple geography, deserve to be flayed. Dumfries is in Scotland? Well I never. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 people that call it Dunfries ???????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Right, fucking sponsored circles then. Happy now? No, not really, but you should ken better. One swallow doesn't make a summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 One swallow doesn't make a summer. It does if you're married. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 It doesn't happen if your married. ^^^ massage parlour VIP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 ^^^^massage parlour employee. ^^^^^infamously unwashed chode 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaleyJag157 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 people that don't understand that pineapples are actually melons with jackets on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 My girlfriend and I walked the Lairig Ghru, the u shaped valley which links Aviemore and the West Cairngorms with Braemar and the East Cairngorms. We drove in separate cars to Aviemore, dropped her car off at what would be the end of the walk then she got in my car and we drove to Braemar. We left my car at Braemar then walked 6 hrs to Corrour bothy where we camped. We then walked 8 hrs the next day to Aviemore. When we arrived it turned out she'd left her car keys in my glove box and we had to pay £120 for a taxi back to Braemar. If she didn't have great tits and a high sex drive I'd chuck her vital information 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Sponsored roundabouts. Just clocked that one on the Kingsway earlier on. Is nothing sacred? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Take it to the garage at 4:57pm. P&B will explode. Garage was shut today, bank holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 On a course in Aberdeen today, and the trainer asked where everyone was from. After telling him I was from Dumfries, he then replied 'ah down in the borders' Utter morons with no grasp of simple geography, deserve to be flayed. Fucking hell those must be some expensive shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 David Walliams putting a purely shite act through for the second year in a row on BGT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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