Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 If you're going to attempt a joke at least make it work. I do this shit for free, unless a wealthy patron comes along to commission quality humour you're fucking stuck with what you see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Raidernation is just as bad as 14mile, Philpy and David Gray. Awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 What's the script with lads wearing skintight trousers the noo? Just been out with junior and we passed a boy with an iced gem haircut and skintight trews that showed his legs were the same thickness as my forearms. Surprised the c**t never snapped his tibia just putting on his shite wee san shoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 What's the script with lads wearing skintight trousers the noo? Just been out with junior and we passed a boy with an iced gem haircut and skintight trews that showed his legs were the same thickness as my forearms. Surprised the c**t never snapped his tibia just putting on his shite wee san shoes It'll be to distinguish themselves from their dads who have started wearing their jeans half way down their arses like the the cool kids used to do. Why a grown man would want to look like a prison guard had confiscated his belt is beyond me. I'm old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Raidernation is just as bad as 14mile, Philpy and David Gray. Awful. Greenied. Thanks precious xx -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Greenied. Thanks precious xx Red dot for trying and failing to be funny. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I have two main buses that can get to my end of East Kilbride from Glasgow City Centre - the 18 and 21. Their departure from Argyle Street, the first point they serve same bus stops, is timed 3 minutes apart. Meaning when a bus driver from Maryhill to Glasgow decides to f**k up at an empty bus stop and I miss my bus by 3 minutes I have to wait another near half hour for the next bus. Madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) Don't take things so seriously petal ETA Obviously in response to matty, not SLJ Edited July 18, 2015 by Raidernation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Matty's having every c**t at the moment. Ahtside, you slaaaag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I bought a new home brew kit today (Mexican beer), but after doing some research it appears I'll not be able to keg brew it as, let's face it, beer served at 18c would taste shite. Means I'll need to buy a shit load of Grolsch in the coming weeks/months for the bottles to brew it in, and in the meantime go and buy an IPA to keg brew. Baws. Range sell empty bottles with a Grolsh-esque lid btw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Matty's having every c**t at the moment. Ahtside, you slaaaag. TBF he's a Dundee fan and probably suffers from "wee man syndrome" as well. More to be pitied than scolded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Cascada..... Tbh I was a total Indy kid, massive View/Courteeners fanboi Most of the songs I've mentioned were only played when I was drinking I love indie music and anyone who doesn't is a total c**t in my books. Basshunter was quailty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 TBF he's a Dundee fan and probably suffers from "wee man syndrome" as well. More to be pitied than scolded. I remember your (numerous) meltdowns last season as Dundee FC absolutely decimated Aberdeen FC's season. Good times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I love indie music and anyone who doesn't is a total c**t in my books. Depends what your definition of 'Indie music' is. You did post a lot of The Wanted videos on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Promised to meet my pal, go see his flat and help him with insurance cause he's thick as mince. Problem is I cannot be fucked leaving bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Promised to meet my pal, go see his flat and help him with insurance cause he's thick as mince. Problem is I cannot be fucked leaving bed. How difficult is it to torch a gaff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 You can absolutely have a wide taste in music, but yours is grim. And it's 'indie'. The Courteeners and The View are absolutely fantastic!!! My days of listening to Guetta and the likes are in the past 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 HIPSTER ALERT The View were alright when they first come out, absolute manure now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 MY PTTGOYN - the term 'diddy'. It used to bug me when Celtic and Rangers (RIP) fans used it constantly. It now annoys me more for the handful of folk who just stalk The Rangers fans calling them diddies. Minters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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