BFTD Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Dave's posts have been homo-erotic based today, more so than usual. Sakes; you're right. Off to the limericks thread to try and think up something manly to help my cover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antti Niemi Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Texting your bird at 11 at night to go hing aboot the local McD's. Oh, to be 14 again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Barely the end of the 1st week in November and already I'm pissed of with the christmas adverts on the tv. Why are they all so totally OTT. Also christmas themed films have been shown for more than a fortnight now. I like christmas eve, christmas day and boxing day other than that christmas can GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Your arse is on fire, m8. His superpower was to be a dragon but ended up blowing fire from the wrong cheeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Barely the end of the 1st week in November and already I'm pissed of with the christmas adverts on the tv. Why are they all so totally OTT. Also christmas themed films have been shown for more than a fortnight now. I like christmas eve, christmas day and boxing day other than that christmas can GTF. Sky have already launched their Xmas film channel. C*nts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I'm Oliver Reid, he's Master Bates. Ollie Reed had the smallest tadger of the two men (so I am reliably informed by someone, I didn't look too closely), so I quite believe your "boast". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 (edited) Ollie Reed had the smallest tadger of the two men (so I am reliably informed by someone, I didn't look too closely), so I quite believe your "boast". Yep, the story goes Ollie had a bit of a fondle of his nob* before they filmed the scene so it would look a bit bigger. *his own nob, not Bates. Edited November 8, 2015 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Yep, the story goes Ollie had a bit of a fondle of his nob* before they filmed the scene so it would look a bit bigger. *his own nob, not Bates. Pity for him that CGI wasn't around at the time or special effects could have enhanced his "reputation". Still there's nothing wrong with a bit of self help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Texting your bird at 11 at night to go hing aboot the local McD's. Oh, to be 14 again.Mozza will give you a lift in his van 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Joey Essex. Just f**k off ya complete waste of oxygen. I don't find this dickhead remotely amusing. For all he's a fucktard, what's more annoying is the fact that these dipshits get air time and are classed as "celebrities" nowadays. I can't stand folk acting stupid. I don't know why folk do it, well I do actually, if folk laugh at their pish they continue to do it. There were one or two lassies at my school that were like that and I couldn't stand them and let it be known it must be said I've a sister-in-law exactly like it as well and when she comes out with the attention seeking stupidity I sit there with a straight face while other folk sit and laugh at her cringeworthy material. Joey Essex is one of the worst c***s on TV for it so he's getting it both barrels in this particular rant but the folk worse than him are the dickheads who give him airtime and the folk who laugh. If no one laughed he'd soon disappear in to obscurity the fucking moron I turn into an absolutely seething mess when I watch or am around these kind of knobs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Joey Essex. Just f**k off ya complete waste of oxygen. I don't find this dickhead remotely amusing. For all he's a fucktard, what's more annoying is the fact that these dipshits get air time and are classed as "celebrities" nowadays. I can't stand folk acting stupid. I don't know why folk do it, well I do actually, if folk laugh at their pish they continue to do it. There were one or two lassies at my school that were like that and I couldn't stand them and let it be known it must be said I've a sister-in-law exactly like it as well and when she comes out with the attention seeking stupidity I sit there with a straight face while other folk sit and laugh at her cringeworthy material. Joey Essex is one of the worst c***s on TV for it so he's getting it both barrels in this particular rant but the folk worse than him are the dickheads who give him airtime and the folk who laugh. If no one laughed he'd soon disappear in to obscurity the fucking moron I turn into an absolutely seething mess when I watch or am around these kind of knobs I gathered that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 I gathered that. Cheers. I wasn't quite sure if it was coming across as such so felt it appropriate to point it out at the end 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Fucking hell. I thought I could rant. I also agree 100% Their is a certain not here anymore celebrity who was the female version of JE but you're no allowed to say anything about her because she dead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Always think he's putting it on - seems like an act to make morons believe there's someone even more moronic than them out there. I'm with 19QOS19 though - they can all get tae.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Fucking hell. I thought I could rant. I also agree 100% Their is a certain not here anymore celebrity who was the female version of JE but you're no allowed to say anything about her because she dead Do you mean that ignorant c**t Goody? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Joey Essex is a top boy as his time on I'm a Celebrity showed. Whether he's acting or otherwise about how stupid he is, he always comes across as a top banana. Joey Essex >>> Queen of the South. ^^^ Part of the problem He's an attention seeking bellend. The best thing about him being on The Jungle was the fact the dickhead genuinely thought he was going to win and when he was voted off his face was an absolute picture. He let his guard down for a split second that night as he showed genuine shock, not his usual 'pretend to be surprised' act. I just don't understand why people encourage folk to act stupid. Seriously baffles me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Fucking hell. I thought I could rant. I also agree 100% Their is a certain not here anymore celebrity who was the female version of JE but you're no allowed to say anything about her because she dead Nah, it's Jordan's son you're no allowed to talk about. Say what you like about a dead, daft bint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Amazon sending the american version of a game rather than the UK one, so none of the f*cking dlc works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Waiting on some 'out of this world, scandalous revelations that will shock world sport to it's very foundations and make FIFA's corruption scandal look like childsplay', only to find out that some runners and jumpers use performance enhancing drugs and that the Russians are the worst. Fuckin hell, I could've told the c***s that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I've managed to avoid finding out what a Joey Essex is, although I did notice some 'Joey Essex' boxes in the 'Health & Beauty' section at Tesco. Judging by the comments on here, I'm going to assume it's a brand of laxative. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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