Honest_Man#1 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I think I can honestly say if I had 9 cans of Tennents last night, I'd be a spewing, sweaty mess today. Nothing to do with the alcohol content though, just that it's a disgusting tasting lager. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Sweet Pete you are a chav. I have my moments, but generally I'm a very refined sort of chap. I think I can honestly say if I had 9 cans of Tennents last night, I'd be a spewing, sweaty mess today. You're very, very small though, and I'm very, very much a jakeball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I have my moments, but generally I'm a very refined sort of chap. You're very, very small though, and I'm very, very much a jakeball. Hang on, I thought I was fat? Make your mind up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Hang on, I thought I was fat? Make your mind up. Short and fat, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Short and fat, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Nothing to do with the alcohol content though, just that it's a disgusting tasting lager. I was at a gig on Monday which was full of plebs throwing their half full (half empty) plastic pint tumblers of Tennents into the crowd. The full place ended up smelling like a toilet unless of course they were launching cups of pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 One day you are getting on your high horse about my low brow preference of pubs in Glasgow city centre and the next you are bragging about drinking enough tennents to knock out a horse. Some man. Even if he was doing behind the bins at Lidl, it would still be classier than the Wetherspoons you were suggesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Absolutely not - counting house is fairly high brow with quite an old average age and without the constant fear of being asked what football team you support. I think I might head through next weekend and just sit there from open - close and soak in the Christmas atmosphere at a window seat. Pretty much my idea of heaven here on earth. It's fucking miles away from the city centre though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Tony Livesy on 5 Live twice referring to the Davis Cup team as England. The c**t's at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I was at a gig on Monday which was full of plebs throwing their half full (half empty) plastic pint tumblers of Tennents into the crowd. The full place ended up smelling like a toilet unless of course they were launching cups of pish.This is what I imagine normally happens in Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 The word luscious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 The word luscious. Out of curiosity, why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Out of curiosity, why? I hate the way it sounds. Same with moist and succulent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I hate the way it sounds. Same with moist and succulent. Fair enough, succulent is okay in my book. Not a fan of moist tho! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I don't like the work belly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I don't like the work belly.Sounds like you need a job that keeps you more active. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 This is what I imagine normally happens in Dundee It was at the Hydro in Glasgow but don't let that detract from the hilarity of your post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 If you're ever hit with some sort of liquid at a gig your only worry should be the temperature anyway. Cold = good, warm = very, very bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 If you're ever hit with some sort of liquid at a gig your only worry should be the temperature anyway. Cold = good, warm = very, very bad I got skelped in the face by a full cup of piss, at Oasis and Kasabian in Manchester. It wasn't pleasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 at Oasis and Kasabian in Manchester. It wasn't pleasant. I can imagine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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