Mohanaman Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 People with 'only God can judge me' tattoos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 What'd you order? Been eyeing up a burnt orange Marshall Artist parka on there. Barbour and MA Sturm polos. Stick ADVENT in the voucher code box thing and it'll deduct 20% off today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Glitter (not the beast kind) Just gets fcuking everywhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 People with 'only God can judge me' tattoos. It's fucking nonsense. Anyone can judge anyone else. It's up to the person being judged if they want to pay any attention to said judgement. Anyway, does god actually judge folk? I thought it was St Peter who let folk in to heaven, so surely it's he who judges folk? Also god isn't real. Glitter (not the beast kind) Just gets fcuking everywhere It's terrible stuff. Folk who use it are to be watched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 (edited) People with 'only God can judge me' tattoos. That's a RTBC - it's an advance warning that you're talking to an immoral shitebag who's not to be trusted. Ought to be encouraged IMO. Edit: anyway, I'm sick in time for Christmas, yet again. Bollocks to the lot of you. Ho fucking ho Only FSM can judge me Edited December 18, 2015 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Post car crash admin. Street parking exemption, tow truck,body shop, courtesy car, CCTV footage all down to me apparently. I might not mind if each one of these didn't involve at least 3 phone calls to get people to do the right thing or give correct info. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 (edited) Following on from monkeyblair's experience; people in shops that need to use the till to do simple sums. I've experienced this in Greggs and Bains in particular. Two sausage rolls/pies/steak bakes whatever - 2 x 86p; can you really not count that out in your head? Edited December 18, 2015 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Following on from monkeyblair's experience; people in shops that need to use the till to do simple sums. I've experienced this in Greggs and Bains in particular. Two sausage rolls/pies/steak bakes whatever - 2 x 86p; can you really not count that out in your head? In these situations I take great delight if possible in having exactly the right money to hand over. After they've taken about 5 minutes fannying about on their till they look at you open mouthed as if you were from Planet Zog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 In these situations I take great delight if possible in having exactly the right money to hand over. After they've taken about 5 minutes fannying about on their till they look at you open mouthed as if you were from Planet Zog Yip me too. BTW which part of Zog are you from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Gregg's hulltoon. Picture the scene Lassie: That will be 5.20 I hand over a tenner and she types 10 into till and opens till. Me: hang on I have the 20p Lassies face freezes in panic and she runs back to get a manager the pair of them void the sale and start again but this time input 10.20 into cash received. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Following on from monkey lair'so experience; people in shops that need to use the till to do simple sums. I've experienced this in Greggs and Bains in particular. Two sausage rolls/pies/steak bakes whatever - 2 x 86p; can you really not count that out in your head? A lot of folk do find mental arithmetic quite difficult, but I think most shops want staff to put each item through individually in order to keep a record of sales. I've felt like customers assume I'm a complete idiot when I'm putting through a load of easily added-up items before, but I can't take your cash and give you your receipt until they've all been put through. Just put through a total amount and the boss won't be pleased, and you'll have trouble if you need to bring anything back. Gie your till jockey a break, FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Yip me too. BTW which part of Zog are you from? The fertile Southern Plains ( I do take BFTD's point about stock control, but that's not really what we're talking about ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Following on from monkeyblair's experience; people in shops that need to use the till to do simple sums. I've experienced this in Greggs and Bains in particular. Two sausage rolls/pies/steak bakes whatever - 2 x 86p; can you really not count that out in your head? I blame these new fangled electric calculators all the kids have these days, some even on their phones I've heard. I've also noticed my hand writing has gone to shit since emails were invented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I blame these new fangled electric calculators all the kids have these days, some even on their phones I've heard. I've also noticed my hand writing has gone to shit since emails were invented. I tried to handwrite some Christmas cards the other day. F*ck knows if they'll get to the intended recipients, or if anyone will know who sent them. I also seem to have one less envelope than cards left, suggesting someone ended up with an empty envelope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 (edited) ETA wrong thread. Edited December 18, 2015 by Billy Dynamite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride_of_the_Clyde Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 People who make up contrived swear words. See 'shitbamdit', 'fucknigget' etc. Generally done by muddleaged Glaswegian men who drink too often and often seen on this website. It's congee petit as is swearing by adults generally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride_of_the_Clyde Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Just got grannied at pool. No happy. First time ever Half a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Pride_of_the_Clyde. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 People who make up contrived swear words. See 'shitbamdit', 'fucknigget' etc. Generally done by muddleaged Glaswegian men who drink too often and often seen on this website. It's congee petit as is swearing by adults generally. When my son was three, he invented the word 'shitbuggers' as an exclaimation of exasperation. Absolutely brilliant word that I recommend everyone adopt forthwith. Oddly, his great-gran used the phrase 'shitty buggeration' a lot when I was that age, and I swear I didn't pass it on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 People who make up contrived swear words. See 'shitbamdit', 'fucknigget' etc. Generally done by muddleaged Glaswegian men who drink too often and often seen on this website. It's congee petit as is swearing by adults generally. Oh fiddlesticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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