Grim O'Grady Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: My phone is a fucking idiot. Obviously the football team I search most for is Dundee but it never automatically updates me on Dundee scores but instead lets me know how teams I've looked up occasionally or even just the once are getting on. I don't care how Bolton are getting on you dick. How are Bolton getting on, asking for a friend obvz? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 18 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Radio just claimed you lose up to 9 things a day. Lot of pish. I'd have no things left. So far at work today I have lost, The rag The plot My mind My temper and my will to live. That only 5 things not 9 so does that make it a good day ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 15 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: So far at work today I have lost, The rag The plot My mind My temper and my will to live. That only 5 things not 9 so does that make it a good day ? Day's not over yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Volvo eh? You never said. Big car for a single man with no kids. Needs it for dogging imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Bleedage. And the impending fear of pain for the next 3 lots of dumps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Played FIFA this morning briefly, and just gone back to it now. Update required and it'll take 3 fucking hours. Couldn't have told me one was due so I could leave the ps4 on rest mode and download it through the day? b*****ding sony/ea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Bleedage. And the impending fear of pain for the next 3 lots of dumps. Well it wasn't my cooking as I've been fine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 9 minutes ago, dayman said: Played FIFA this morning briefly, and just gone back to it now. Update required and it'll take 3 fucking hours. Couldn't have told me one was due so I could leave the ps4 on rest mode and download it through the day? b*****ding sony/ea. Maybe your bung wasn't big enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, GordonD said: Maybe your bung wasn't big enough. If I had a pound every time I'd been told that.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 People chewing food with their mouth open. Fucking minging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Straining/pulling a thigh muscle while unleashing a thunderbolt of a shot at 5s last night has had me in a great deal of pain today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Well it wasn't my cooking as I've been fine It was yesterday a day of eating utter crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 A woman with a child in the front seat driving with her lights off at 6PM as I was coming home there. I underestimated the rage some of you were mentioning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 20 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Continuity woman on Channel 4 talking about some veterinary programme. "... treating a Rottweiler, one of the more trickier patients" You talk for a living, try figuring out how to fucking do it. It took me a second reading to realise you weren't upset at calling a fucking dog a "patient". I am, in case it wasn't immediately obvious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 21 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Continuity woman on Channel 4 talking about some veterinary programme. "... treating a Rottweiler, one of the more trickier patients" You talk for a living, try figuring out how to fucking do it. If you're going to criticise others' grammar, you'd be advised to desist from splitting the infinitive. Just saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 If you're going to criticise others' grammar, you'd be advised to desist from splitting the infinitive. Just saying. I see your point, but Miguel doesn't talk for a living, I think that was the point of his post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Joe Hart's goalie gloves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 I've got another eggheads related one. When the contestant is given the 3 choice answer. Jez asks the question & contestant goes thru what are not the answers before going for the correct answer. If I was Jez I'd take what they say first & give them a red ex. Aaaarggghhh, Jez scream at them I asked what the answer is, not what it is not!!! Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Our washing machine finally died at the end of last week, and I've spent the last few days trying to troubleshoot the problem and/or get a call-out at a reasonable price. I'd forgotten how quickly the dirty laundry stacks up, so I'll probably be wearing a bedsheet toga by the time the new one arrives on Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sx Drugz N Martin Jol Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Chicken and mushroom potnoodles, regular size and king size you get the same amount of soy sauce..... does my head in!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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