invergowrie arab Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Charades it's shite. However, worse than that is c***s who play charades by acting out scenes in books or films as opposed to acting out the title. Some worsecunt currently doing this on a Vodafone ad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Some worsecunt currently doing this on a Vodafone ad. The bellend on the bus? The first and also last time I watched that, I couldn't believe my eyes. Try that in real life and see if the other passengers join in your festive hijinks, ya fucking dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Glenn Hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Glenn Hoddle This is no longer petty, it's a running theme, albeit understandable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 It felt like a while since I'd done one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 If you must have a fresh complaint: Clive Tyldsley's expectant inflection when an English team has the ball in the attacking third. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 I look forward to Miguel's tender eulogy in the event that Hoddle finally moves on to his next life as a coliform bacteria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 My phone has done this really annoying thing recently where it takes about an hour (give or take 10 minutes) to switch on after the battery dies. It doesn't even have an hour's worth of battery once it comes back on either. The only thing is that - touch wood - it hasn't yet happened when I desperately need it to come back on quickly i.e just about to leave the house etc. Still a massive pain in the arse, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Just now, smpar said: My phone has done this really annoying thing recently where it takes about an hour (give or take 10 minutes) to switch on after the battery dies. It doesn't even have an hour's worth of battery once it comes back on either. The only thing is that - touch wood - it hasn't yet happened when I desperately need it to come back on quickly i.e just about to leave the house etc. Still a massive pain in the arse, though. I'd buy a new phone then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 1 hour ago, resk said: The bellend on the bus? The first and also last time I watched that, I couldn't believe my eyes. Try that in real life and see if the other passengers join in your festive hijinks, ya fucking dick. Also the bus, whilst looking like a shitpile from the outside, appears to be some sort of mad luxury coach the likes of which are never used by companies for the pubic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Just now, bennett said: I'd buy a new phone then. I'm barely over a year into a 2 year contract. There'd be a hefty early cancellation fee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Just now, smpar said: I'm barely over a year into a 2 year contract. There'd be a hefty early cancellation fee. No if you keep the SIM card and put it in the new (not very dear) phone, then upgrade after a year. Sage advice given for free 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 1 minute ago, smpar said: I'm barely over a year into a 2 year contract. There'd be a hefty early cancellation fee. If the phone is fucked take it back, regardless of being over a year old it will still be covered under contract law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: If the phone is fucked take it back, regardless of being over a year old it will still be covered under contract law. Is that the case, aye? Might inquire about that. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garybs Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 The fact that 2016 can "do one' according to loads of people because so and so has died as well as so and so. The faux grief is bad enough but people get old & die, the year that it is has nothing to do with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Office Xmas decorators. Especially those ones who neglect their job and leave everyone else to pick up their work whilst they cut snowflake daisy chains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 19 minutes ago, mizfit said: Office Xmas decorators. Especially those ones who neglect their job and leave everyone else to pick up their work whilst they cut snowflake daisy chains. I keep getting emails from someone on my floor, who I've never met, about prizes for the best decorated desks. I've had a couple of thinly veiled snippy comments about my desk "looking bare" and "have you not had time to put your decorations up yet?" by folk (women) whom I don't know and have never interacted with. No, I haven't, unlike you I appear to have work to be getting on with. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I keep getting emails from someone on my floor, who I've never met, about prizes for the best decorated desks. I've had a couple of thinly veiled snippy comments about my desk "looking bare" and "have you not had time to put your decorations up yet?" by folk (women) whom I don't know and have never interacted with. No, I haven't, unlike you I appear to have work to be getting on with. f**k off. Just tell them you are Muslim. That'll end the subject. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 13 minutes ago, Swarley said: Just tell them you are Muslim. That'll end the subject. I'll just stick a framed picture of the Prophet on my desk, that should ward them off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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