jmothecat Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 You've never seen anyone write Xmas instead of Christmas? Yeah but I've never heard of anyone saying 'Jesus X' or 'X almighty'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Unfortunately the dog is as social as I am anti-social and wants to be friends with every dog and their owner. Biggie's solution solves this, they're anti social b*****ds to everyone apart from you, occasionally, when they need their human to get off their arse and feed them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Yeah but I've never heard of anyone saying 'Jesus X' or 'X almighty'. I've used "Jesus H Christ" many a time without really knowing what the "H" stood for? And did Christ actually have a bike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Harold, isn't it? Something to do with the Lord's Prayer 'Harold be thy name'. so people thought it was funny to call him Jesus Harold Christ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 18 minutes ago, Swarley said: I've used "Jesus H Christ" many a time without really knowing what the "H" stood for? And did Christ actually have a bike? He did! It was a Harley hence the H Sorry! straying into Sgt Wilson territory there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Aberdeen and anything associated with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Fit like, chipper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 2 hours ago, WILLIEA said: He did! It was a Harley hence the H Sorry! straying into Sgt Wilson territory there. Moses had a motorbike too. The Bible says "And the roar of his Triumph was heard throughout Israel." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 17 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Christians moaning about us normal people writing X in stead of Christ. Yes but Christ Factor doesn't have the same ring to it. Or something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Arseholes who leave the front doors of restaurants open (especially on cold nights) for their other halves who are trailing behind. "Ooooooh, it's cozy in here"Erm, not any more you pair of c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 The folk round about me in work obviously had their Christmas night out on Friday night so i'm having to listen to it being poured over in great detail. And some fanny that obviously doesn't drink is taking great delight in telling the folk that do what they got up to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 I've only noticed this becoming a thing recently, but why the f**k do people slam on their anchors when they are driving along a single carriageway in the dark and a vehicle approaches from the other direction? There is absolutely no need whatsoever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 24 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: The folk round about me in work obviously had their Christmas night out on Friday night so i'm having to listen to it being poured over in great detail. And some fanny that obviously doesn't drink is taking great delight in telling the folk that do what they got up to. We had ours on Friday and although I'm pretty sure I never done or said anything to make an arse of myself, my memory is foggy enough that I'm scared to go into the kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Ours was Friday and I've had the fear all weekend. Sketchy memories of singing Queen on kareoke followed by vague images of Tropicana... I think. Seem to have left my jacket there too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 19 minutes ago, Rugster said: I've only noticed this becoming a thing recently, but why the f**k do people slam on their anchors when they are driving along a single carriageway in the dark and a vehicle approaches from the other direction? There is absolutely no need whatsoever. People whose first reaction to a siren is to panic and brake without any thought as to getting out of the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 20 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Ours was Friday and I've had the fear all weekend. Sketchy memories of singing Queen on kareoke followed by vague images of Tropicana... I think. Seem to have left my jacket there too. Turns out one of the guys who was giving it big all week and slagging people who weren't going to go ended up lasting 2 hours before whiteying outside and then left and spent an hour on the subway because he fell asleep... so he's took the brunt of monday morning slagging thankfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 22 hours ago, jmothecat said: Yeah but I've never heard of anyone saying 'Jesus X' Just wait 'til someone gets around to looking at my angry Jewsploitation screenplay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 We had ours on Friday and although I'm pretty sure I never done or said anything to make an arse of myself, my memory is foggy enough that I'm scared to go into the kitchen. Fucked the fat bird.aye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Ours was Friday and I've had the fear all weekend. Sketchy memories of singing Queen on kareoke followed by vague images of Tropicana... I think. Seem to have left my jacket there too. Left his jacket at the fat birds house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Turns out one of the guys who was giving it big all week and slagging people who weren't going to go ended up lasting 2 hours before whiteying outside and then left and spent an hour on the subway because he fell asleep... so he's took the brunt of monday morning slagging thankfully. Missed out in fucking the fat bird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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